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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 299 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 845242 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 96 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server also features a quest system where you can embark on ridiculous adventures like rescuing a princess from a horde of zombie chickens or finding the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean biome.
So why join our server? Because where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon, and engage in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons? Only on our Morrowind-inspired, post-modern parody of mythological writing Minecraft server, of course!