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ToddlerTeachingsMC SMP

adorable, children, Communication, Curiosity, education, Experience, eye-opening, funny, growth, Innocence, Insight, learning, life lessons, memorable, parenting, perspective, smp, Surprising, Toddler, ToddlerTeachingsMC, unexpected, wisdom

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	397
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where toddlers are the rulers? Well, look no further because on our server, the toddlers have taken over and they are not messing around!

From teaching us how to build epic sandcastles to showing us the true power of a temper tantrum creeper explosion, these toddlers are not to be underestimated. Join now and witness the chaos as baby zombies ride on piggyback, baby villagers trade in pacifiers, and baby chickens lay golden eggs (literally).

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see what unexpected things you can learn from a toddler on our server! Just be prepared for some serious diaper changes along the way.

CraftyFoolsMC

advancement, CraftyFoolsMC, ignorance, Incompetence, innovation, Misuse, progress, ruined, society, stupidity, Technology, useful

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	5575
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	359	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Have you ever tried to build a beautiful castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a group of griefers who think they’re hilarious? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict no-griefer policy! We’ve hired a team of highly trained llamas to patrol the server and spit on anyone who even thinks about breaking someone else’s creations. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can banish griefers to the Nether realm with a flick of their wands. So come join us and build to your heart’s content without fear of your hard work being destroyed by some idiot with a TNT fetish.

Haniyeh’s Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, biden, ceasefire talks, chief, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, Havoc, international relations, Israel, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Server, united states, violence, War

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Ores Mined:	2888
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Votes:	9915
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up more stuff than hamas chief haniyeh! biden said it himself, our server is so lit it’s like a ceasefire talk gone wrong. we got explosions, chaos, and more drama than a reality tv show. join now and be part of the madness! #minecraftmadness #explosivefun #bidenapproved

KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Towns Built:	2

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dimension Hops:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mines Excavated:	1409

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1054	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	620
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	793892
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mines Excavated:	2930	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dimension Hops:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	277

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	836065
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Farms Harvested:	114
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse