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ApocalypseCraft: Last Player Standing

Apocalypse, ApocalypseCraft, armageddon, bleak future, catastrophic consequences, catastrophic event, Despair, Doomsday, Dystopia, End of the World, end times, Extinction, extinction event, Future, human race, Humanity, last days, no one, player, post-apocalyptic, Report, standing, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

join dis server if u wanna be the last person standing when da world ends. we got zombies, creepers, and even herobrine running around causing chaos. no one will be there to report the extinction of humanity cuz we all too busy building epic bases and fighting off mobs. come join us if u think u got what it takes to survive the apocalypse in style. bonus points if u can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against the forces of evil. let’s see who will be da ultimate survivor in dis crazy world of blocky madness.

CraftyDepressantz

antidepressants, brain chemistry, classic antidepressants, clinical conversation, CraftyDepressantz, framework, IMPORTANCE, major depressive disorder, MDD, medication, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, researchers, serotonin, Therapy, Treatment, Understanding

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

so like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur in a deep dark hole and u just cant climb out? well, this server is like ur own personal happy pill, but in minecraft form! join us and let us show u how to build ur way out of that sad hole and into a world of fun and laughter! our team of experts have studied the ancient art of antidepressants and have unlocked the secret to happiness in block form. come join us and let us reframe ur whole minecraft experience!

Sovereign SMP Season 3: More Vanilla, Less Drama… Unless it’s about the creepers

Active players, building, bullying, CREEPERS, discrimination, Drama, Dynmap, Griefing, HACKING, Harassment, INDIVIDUALS, mini blocks, more mob heads, Play styles, Plugins, Positive, proximity chat, Requirements, Season, Server, smp, Sovereign, theft, tolerance policy, Understanding, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379
Crops Grown:	2993	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Sovereign SMP Overview

Description	Sovereign SMP is an 18+, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Minecraft server focused on building a positive and welcoming community. Season 3 started on 5/22.
Requirements	18+ only
Plugin List	Proximity Chat, Dynmap, Mini Blocks, More Mob Heads, Player Head Drops, Fast Leaf Decay, Armor Stands, Single Player Sleep. TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed.
Version	Paper 1.20.4

Apply through Discord! ->https://discord.gg/fBBPevbzBQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server LGBTQIA+ friendly?	Yes, we are an LGBTQIA+ friendly server.
Are Java and Bedrock players welcome?	Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome.
What is the zero tolerance policy?	We have a ZERO tolerance policy in regards to any form of harassment, discrimination, bullying, hacking, griefing, theft, etc.
Can I use redstone tricks on the server?	Yes, TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed.

Pol’s Minecraft Server: The Decline

bogus websites, conspiracy theories, conspiracy theory websites, conspiratard theory, credible sources, Decline, decline of credibility, Decline of politics, digital credibility., digital misinformation, fake news, internet credibility, internet sources, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation sources, online sources, political decline, political misinformation, pols, Server, unreliable information, unreliable websites

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1134
Dragon Eggs Found:	3851	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of falling down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and leave all those wacky theories behind! Our server is like a tin-foil hat for your brain, protecting you from the madness of fake news and outlandish claims.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the lizard people or create a giant pyramid to communicate with aliens. We even have a special area where you can hunt for Bigfoot and Nessie!

Don’t believe us? Well, just ask our resident time traveler who built a working flux capacitor out of redstone. Or chat with our alien ambassador who’s always down for a game of Skyblock.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the craziness of conspiracy theories behind. Who needs fake news when you have blocks to mine and creepers to avoid?

Pixel Boobies: Minecraft Server

acceptance, all sizes, Amateur, beauty standards, body positivity, boobies, Confidence, different thread, discussion, diverse bodies, encouragement, long tail, Minecraft, PIXEL, rating system, Ratings, Saggy, self love, Server, Summer, Thoughts, Thread, titties, welcome

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4509
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes of amateur titties! But don’t worry, if you’re more into the saggy variety, we’ve got a special thread just for you. Rate and discuss your thoughts on Summers’ titties while you build, mine, and survive in our wacky world. Join us for a titillating good time!

CreeperCousinsWeddingDrama

adoption, Boundaries, Communication, CreeperCousinsWeddingDrama, DAUGHTER, Decision making, disturbing comments, family acceptance, family arrangement, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, father figure, Manipulation, sensitive topics, side hug, single parent, Threats, Wedding

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	3020
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is more intense than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.

Our server is so crazy that even your in-laws will try to sabotage your gameplay. Watch out for groom’s brother and sister, who will stop at nothing to stir up trouble in your virtual family. Will you be able to navigate through their drama and protect your Minecraft kids from their shenanigans?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for threatening messages, disturbing comments, and a whole lot of virtual chaos. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the craziness of our server?

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a server full of unexpected twists and turns? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft world!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward comment, awkward moment, awkward situation, blunder, cringe, CringeCraft, EMBARRASSING, faux pas, foot in mouth, Humiliating, Minecraft, mistake, regret, regretful, Regrettable, Server, social embarrassment, social faux pas, social gaffe, social mistake, verbal mistake, verbal slip

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crops Grown:	9227	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Have you ever accidentally told a villager that you were going to steal all their emeralds and then realize they actually understood you because they started attacking you with a diamond sword? Well, if you’re looking for a server where the NPCs have a sense of humor (and a deadly one at that), then you’ve come to the right place! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected consequences and hilarious mishaps. Just be prepared to face the wrath of the pixelated villagers if you slip up and say the wrong thing!

CreeperCo-Worker: Steve the Stalker

bizarre actions, bizarre coworker, bizarre coworker incidents, CreeperCoWorker, eccentric employee, odd behavior, odd coworker encounters, odd work experiences, peculiar coworker, peculiar habits, quirky behavior, quirky coworker stories, Stalker, steve, strange coworker, strange coworker anecdotes, strange coworker memories, strange work stories, unusual coworker behavior, unusual work behavior, unusual workmate, weird colleague, weird coworker stories

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to meet the most bizarre and hilarious players you’ll ever come across. From a player who builds giant statues of themselves out of diamonds to another who only communicates in chicken noises, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Coworker Steve, who once built an entire roller coaster made out of TNT. Let’s just say it was a blast to ride!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

McGillRaid Minecraft Server

activism, campus, Canada, civil disobedience, Conflict, demonstration, law enforcement, McGill building, McGillRaid, Minecraft, Montreal, occupy, Police, police response, Pro-palestinian, protest, Protesters, québec, Server, social justice, tear gas, tear gas incident, University

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Villages Defended:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than a pro-palestinian protest at a mcgill building! tear gas not included, but the fun is! build your own epic structures and battle it out with other players in intense pvp battles! who needs tear gas when you have diamond swords and enchanted bows?! join now for a riot of a good time!

UkrainianCraft: $225M Upgrade Pack

$225 million, 225M, Appropriation, arms sales, Conflict, Congress, Defense, defense spending, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military equipment, Officials, Pack, package, security assistance, strategic partnership, Support, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, Upgrade, US

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Crops Grown:	7072	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

LOL GUYS, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz we got more military aid than Ukraine! we got $225 MILLION worth of epic stuff to help u conquer the blocky world! we got diamond swords that shoot lasers, creepers that give u hugs instead of blowin’ up, and a secret base full of cake and puppies! join now and be the ultimate warrior in the craziest minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr