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AssistQueenCaitlin Minecraft SMP

7th spot, Angel Reece, assist record, AssistQueenCaitlin, athletes, award, Basketball, Black vs White, Caitlin Clark, Competition, coverage, double double record, Iowa vs Chicago, Liberty, Minecraft, Records, Rookie, Rookie of the Year, smp, sports world, Teams, wnba

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crops Grown:	1135
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Buildings Constructed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP where the players are breaking records left and right! Just like Caitlin Clark breaking the assist record and Angel Reece breaking the double-double record on the same day, our players are constantly pushing the limits of what’s possible in the game.

We’ve got teams fighting for the 7th spot to avoid the dreaded “Liberty” (whatever that means in Minecraft), with epic battles between the Black and White teams from Iowa and Chicago. The drama is so intense, it’s getting coverage outside of the Minecraft world!

Who will win the coveted title of Rookie of the Year in our crazy SMP? Join now to find out and be a part of the madness!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

close friends, family, immediate family, Minecraft, Server, Small wedding, step siblings, step-siblings drama, step-siblings dynamics, step-siblings not invited, step-siblings not invited to wedding, step-siblings relationship, step-siblings wedding controversy, step-siblings wedding drama, step-siblings wedding etiquette, step-siblings wedding exclusion, step-siblings wedding invitation, Wedding, wedding guest list, wedding stress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5533
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1676
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

So you’re looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your dream world without any unwanted guests crashing the party!

Just like how you’re limiting your wedding to immediate family and close friends, our server is limited to only the coolest players who know how to keep the peace and have a good time. No random strangers showing up uninvited here!

And hey, if your dad’s wife’s sons, Bill, Bob, and George, try to sneak onto the server, we’ve got a ban hammer ready to kick them out faster than you can say “I do.” We don’t mess around with unwanted guests, just like you don’t mess around with unwanted wedding guests.

So come join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build, explore, and relax in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family members you barely know!

FosterCraft: No Snitching Allowed!

#authorities, Allowance, Allowed, Argument, biological daughter, Chores, Communication, Crush, drug accusation, electronics, family dynamics, foster daughter, FosterCraft, grounding, Intentions, legal trouble, misunderstanding, parenting, school incident, skittles, snitching, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of betrayal and misunderstandings, just like in the story of Mary and Lyla.

Imagine a world where skittles are mistaken for drugs, leading to police involvement and family turmoil. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?

Join us now and see if you can navigate through the twists and turns of family dynamics, teenage drama, and questionable intentions. Will you be the hero who brings peace to the family, or will you stir up even more trouble? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

YouthfulGranny Minecraft SMP

“Youth, Adulthood, aging, changing times, cultural shifts, feeling old, generational differences, growing up, life experiences, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, technology advancements, time passing, wisdom, YouthfulGranny

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world full of zoomers? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have the Fountain of Youth! That’s right, just by joining our server, you will instantly feel like a spry young whippersnapper again. Say goodbye to those aching joints and hello to endless energy for mining and building!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Time Warp Portal, where you can travel back in time to relive your glory days of playing Minecraft for the first time. Remember when creepers used to scare the pants off you? Well, get ready to experience that heart-pounding fear all over again!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and turn back the clock on feeling old. Who needs a time machine when you have a blocky world full of endless possibilities?

CraftyCraftServer

algorithm, Anonymity, biased moderation, Censorship, circlejerks, CraftyCraftServer, echo chambers, Hate Speech, hive mind, karma system, lack of diversity, Misinformation, mob mentality, Online Community, online harassment, reddit, reposts, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Zombie Dances:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Tired of getting downvoted into oblivion on Reddit? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting downvoted is creepers trying to blow up your epic builds! We’ve got a community of players who will upvote your creations faster than you can say “Steve.” Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond ore and enchanted golden apples – perfect for when you need to escape the wrath of the Ender Dragon. So say goodbye to Reddit drama and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not your pet pig is wearing a top hat. Join us now and start crafting your own hilarious adventure!

CoalToIsrael Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Bans, climate change, Coal exports, CoalToIsrael, colombia, economic impact, ENERGY, energy security, Environment, Export ban, Fossil Fuels, global trade, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Natural resources, policy, renewable energy, Server, south america, Trade

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than Colombia banning coal exports to Israel! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

Join us if you want to ride llamas into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or have a pet zombie named Bob who loves to dance the Macarena!

Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

BlockyFall: PokrovsCollapse

battlefield analysis, BlockyFall, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, defense tactics, eastern front, expert warning, front collapse, Geopolitical, military defense, military intelligence, Military operations, military strategy, national security, PokrovsCollapse, Pokrovsk city, risk assessment, SECURITY, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, War

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur city from fallin apart? well, this server is like that but x1000! u gotta be on ur toes 24/7 or else ur whole front could collapse! ukrainian military experts are shakin in their boots over this server, that’s how intense it is. u gotta join now or risk total destruction of ur precious city! come on, what are u waitin for??!

BlockyPsychHospital

Black residents, BlockyPsychHospital, community policing, community relations, Crime Prevention, law enforcement, mental health, mental health disparities, mental health outcomes, mental health services, Mental Health Treatment, minority communities, Police Brutality, police interventions, policing incident, Public Safety, racial disparities, racial equity, racial profiling, social justice, youth psychiatric hospitalization

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Crops Grown:	7133	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Farms Harvested:	703
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Yo, dis server be off the chain, like seriously, you gotta join for some crazy fun times! We got so much action goin’ on, you won’t know what hit ya!

So get this, right, if you join dis server, you gonna be like a superhero savin’ the day! Every time you stop a griefer or a troll, you gonna be helpin’ out a youth in psychiatric need! It’s like you’re a real-life hero, but in Minecraft form!

And get this, the more Black residents in the area, the stronger the effect! It’s like you’re on a mission to save the world, one block at a time! So come on and join us, we need all the heroes we can get to make a difference in the Minecraft world! Let’s do this!

SpudCraft: Where potatoes reign supreme and the only mods are potato skins! Join us now!

Active, application, close-knit, Collaborative, Community, Custom world, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Game Nights, hermitcraft, Join, Maturity, Mods, Potato, Potatoes, Reign, Safe Community, season 7, Semi-New, shopping district, skins, small group, smp, SpudCraft, SUPREME, voice chat, Welcoming

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mines Excavated:	2204	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

SpudCraft Minecraft Server
Overview:	SpudCraft is a Minecraft community focused on creating a safe and trusting environment for players to enjoy the game together. Features include a diamond economy system, easy access to spawn, voice chat mod, vanilla gameplay with essential datapacks, and a mature, interactive community.
Season:	Seventh season launched on July 5th
Website:	https://map.spudcraft.org/

FAQ

What is SpudCraft?	SpudCraft is a community brought together by a love for Minecraft, aiming to expand into a safe and trusting community.
What does SpudCraft offer?	Trust-based diamond economy system /spawn command for easy return to spawn Simple voice chat mod Essential datapacks for vanilla experience 15-year-old age requirement Kind, mature, and interactive community Collaborative build projects and events BlueMap for world exploration Custom world generation
How old is the current season of SpudCraft?	SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a month old.
How can I join SpudCraft?	Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe

SluttyCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, SluttyCraft

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2812
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your ex-girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more surprises than a box of chocolates (except you always know what you’re gonna get – pure chaos).

Join us if you want to experience a world where sheep can fly, pigs can talk, and creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug (which may or may not explode in your face). Our community is as diverse as a bag of Skittles – you never know who you’ll run into next.

And if you’re wondering where you can find more of that slut you met at the virtual bar last night, don’t worry – she’s probably building a castle in our server right now, ready to steal your diamonds and break your heart. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!