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FamSaysStayCrafty – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic survival adventure of your life! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes at all times.

One time, Uncle Bob told me to always carry a bucket of lava with me in Minecraft because you never know when you might need to roast some marshmallows or fend off a pesky creeper. And let me tell you, that advice has saved my blocky butt more times than I can count!

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive traps), then come join us and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyFamLove

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, Communication, Connection, CraftyFamLove, Empathy, family dynamics, family traditions, Gratitude, growth, love, Maturity, Nostalgia, patience, perspective, Reflection, Respect, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	115	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of your family constantly nagging you to do chores and be responsible? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to real-life responsibilities!

On our server, you can build your dream castle without your mom telling you to clean your room. You can mine for diamonds without your dad asking you to take out the trash. And best of all, you can team up with other players to defeat the Ender Dragon without your annoying little sister interrupting you!

So come join us and experience a world where the only family drama you have to deal with is trying to decide who gets the last piece of cake in the virtual cafeteria. Trust me, once you start playing, you’ll be grateful for every annoying thing your family does because it brought you to this amazing Minecraft server!

LebCraft: No Iran Soldiers!

Attacks, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fight, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iranian government, Israel, lebanon, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, regional conflict, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

so, like, u know how iran is all like, “we ain’t gonna send no soldiers to fight israel”? well, u know where u can send soldiers to fight israel? on our EPIC minecraft server, duh! join us and be part of the most intense battles in lebanon, but, like, in minecraft form! we got crazy weapons, insane builds, and, like, the best community ever. so, like, forget about real life drama and come join the fun on our server. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Blocky Peen Palace

anatomy studies, average penis length, blocky, body image, genitalia, human body, male anatomy, male confidence, male health, male reproductive system, male sexuality, male stereotypes, measurement accuracy, medical misinformation, Medical research, Palace, Peen, physical appearance, reported length, self esteem, sexual performance, size discrepancy, size perception

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Runes Activated:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Divine Spears Created:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got the longest penises in the game, like seriously, they’re so long they can reach the end of the world and back. plus, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and llamas that spit out rainbow-colored slime balls. if u wanna experience the true meaning of chaos and hilarity, then this server is where u need to be. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the giant chickens that roam the land, they may look cute but they’ll peck ur eyes out if u get too close. join now and prepare for the wildest ride of ur life!

Quantum Time Warp – Minecraft Server

Evidence, Experiment, Minecraft, negative time, Quantum, quantum entanglement, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum theory, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, Server, spacetime, temporal paradox, theoretical physics, Time, time dilation, time inversion, time manipulation, time reversal, time travel, Warp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where time goes backwards and u can undo all ur mistakes? well, this server is like that but in real life! we got quantum physics experiments happening left and right, finding evidence of negative time and stuff. join us and u can be a time traveler in minecraft, going back to fix all the times u fell in lava or got blown up by a creeper. it’s like living in a sci-fi movie but with blocks and zombies. come join the fun and mess with time on our server, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

DeadPurge: Where even the Creepers can’t resist dancing to the beat of the Bedrock!

add-on, ancient cities, Auto Farms, beat, bedrock, building, Community, CREEPERS, dancing, DeadPurge, Discord, end raiding, ender dragon, Exploration, hard mode, Minecraft, Mining, Nether, Players, Realms, Resist, Server, Torches, Underground, username

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival
Mode	Hard
Add-ons	Reallight Reimagined for offhand torches
Days Old	500+
Ender Dragon Defeated	1 time
Community Size	Small (looking to expand)

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, please send your discord username to the server owner.

Q: What can I build on the server?

A: You can build whatever you want, as long as it’s not too close to someone else’s build.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: Usually it’s just the server owner and 1 other person, but they are looking to expand the community.

Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

blocky, body image issues, body positivity, Cock, cock rating, Insecurity, male anatomy, Masculinity, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, peer pressure, penis dysmorphia, Rating, seeking reassurance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, Size Comparison, social media, societal standards, support groups, Therapy, validation

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

aid, Assistance, Carolina, Charity, Community, disaster relief, Donations, emergency response, Help, Hope, Hurricane, Minecraft, natural disaster, north, North Carolina, ReBuilding, Recovery, recovery efforts, resilience, smp, solidarity, Support, United, volunteer

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup story, Communication, DATING, emotional, ex, ExBrokeUp4Stupidity, funny, HEARTBREAK, INSIGNIFICANT, irrational, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, partner, Petty, reason, relationship, Ridiculous, silly, smp, stupid, trivial

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magic Items Found:	6861	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

CraftyTruthsMC

absolute truth, contemplation, CraftyTruthsMC, Curiosity, deep thoughts, Existential, Honesty, inquiry, introspection, Introspective, knowledge, Meaningful, Philosophical, pondering, Profound, question.., Reflection, Self Discovery, Soul searching, truth-seeking, wisdom

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Crops Grown:	2514	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!