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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2801 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.
So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.