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| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 4668 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 164 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 636288 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4098 |
Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be too busy dodging relationship red flags left and right! From players who never share their diamonds to those who hoard all the enchanted gear, you’ll never have a dull moment.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to team up with a partner who constantly steals your resources and blames it on lag. Or how about joining a faction led by a player who always logs off right before a big battle, leaving you to fend for yourself?
So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the thrill of ignoring red flags at every turn? Sign up now and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of love (or at least some virtual diamonds)!
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