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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 6148 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
But don’t worry, we do make exceptions for players who can prove they’re “professional” enough to handle the challenges of our server. Just like my gf, we don’t give breaks to anyone experiencing a hard time – it’s survival of the fittest here!
Join our server and experience the thrill of managing properties, dealing with unruly tenants, and trying to make a profit while keeping your sanity intact. Who needs a landlord reference when you have the skills to dominate the rental game like a boss?
So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our cutthroat world. And remember, just like my gf, we always think we’re right – even when the house is covered in crayon marks and pee stains. It’s all part of the fun!