Welcome to Kinder Realms – The Friendly SMP!
We care about our community – you can count on that. When you join, you are given a private homestead that you can expand, create shops, and add friends to.
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But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon against our feathered foes – the legendary Diamond Chicken Sword! Crafted from the finest feathers and enchanted with the power of poultry, this sword will make you cluck all the way to victory.
Join us on this epic quest to overthrow our chicken overlords and reclaim the Minecraft world for humanity! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and start Googling for the best chicken recipes to celebrate our inevitable victory!
One player joined our server and found out their date didn’t know how to make a bed in Minecraft. Can you believe it? Needless to say, they broke up immediately and found love on our server with someone who could build a mansion in no time!
Don’t waste your time dating someone who doesn’t know the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli. Join our server and find love with someone who can build you a castle fit for a queen (or king)!
oh, and did i mention that we have a portal to russia in the server? yea, that’s right! u can visit the state of emergency in kursk and help fight off the evil incursion with your trusty diamond sword! but be careful, cuz the zombies there are extra spicy and will try to steal your enchanted armor!
so what are u waiting for? join now and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft history! trust me, u won’t regret it!
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies dance the thriller dance and the creepers do the macarena.
if you join us, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and explore the mystical land of cheeseburgers and ice cream mountains.
we have a special event where you can challenge the ender dragon to a dance off and if you win, you get a crown made of diamonds and emeralds.
come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you laugh until you cry and then cry until you laugh again.
first off, the admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, they can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a house made entirely out of diamonds? they got u covered. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? no problem, they’ll hook u up.
but wait, there’s more. the mobs on this server are no joke, man. they’re like supercharged with caffeine or somethin’, they’ll keep u on ur toes at all times. and don’t even get me started on the loot drops, it’s like christmas every time u kill a zombie.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. u gotta solve riddles and navigate through booby traps to get there, but trust me, it’s worth it.
so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of ur life. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about aminoglycoside antibiotics along the way. ain’t that just the cherry on top?
| Server Name | Lil_KleinStein’s Prison Experiment |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Minecraft |
| Objective | Explore the effects of perceived power and authority within a Minecraft prison setting |
| Roles | Prisoners and Guards |
| Participation | Various activities mimicking dynamics of a prison environment |
A: All information and how to sign up can be found in this google form.
A: You will be assigned a role as either a prisoner or guard and will participate in the activities within the Minecraft prison setting.
A: The duration of the experiment may vary, but typically it lasts for a specific period determined by the organizers.
A: Yes, participants are expected to follow the rules and guidelines set by the organizers to ensure a smooth and successful experiment.
A: All levels of experience are welcome to participate in the experiment. The focus is on the dynamics of power and authority, rather than gaming skills.
Join us for epic quests like hunting down the elusive “Chickenzilla” – a giant chicken that terrorizes the land with its massive wings and insatiable appetite for seeds. Or how about teaming up with your fellow players to take on the evil “Creeper King” who has declared war on all blocky beings?
But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Disco Sheep” that boogies down whenever you play a jukebox nearby. And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Diamond Rain” event where diamonds literally rain from the sky (watch out for falling anvils though)!
So why wait? Join our server for a wild ride full of craziness, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Season 2 is coming and you won’t want to miss it!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about my niece Stefanie and her boyfriend Ryan. You see, Stefanie bought a mini baseball helmet ice cream at a game and Ryan, being the ultimate rival team fan, threw it away because he couldn’t stand to see anything from the other team. Can you believe it? The audacity!
Now, imagine the kind of shenanigans that go down on our server. If you think that’s wild, just wait until you see what else is in store for you. And hey, if you join now, we might even throw in a free virtual baseball helmet ice cream for you to cherish forever (or until someone throws it away, that is).
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual ice cream helmet drama of your own.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of therapy sessions in pixel form, where you can work out your issues with virtual blocks instead of real tears. Build your way to a better relationship with your stepkids, or just block them out completely – the choice is yours!
Don’t miss out on the chance to prove your worth as a parent and spouse in the world of Minecraft. Join now and show everyone that you can handle the heat, even if it’s coming from a bunch of pixelated kids who think they know it all. Let’s block and roll!
