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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1888 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the opposite of subpar, it’s like SUPERPAR. like, imagine if golf was all about being above par, that’s how awesome this server is.
we got pigs that can fly, like legit sprout wings and soar through the sky. and our chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll be rollin’ in bling in no time.
also, our zombies break out into dance numbers instead of attacking you, it’s like thriller up in here. and our creepers give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.
so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ll ever find. trust me, you won’t regret it.
