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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3257 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 34 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6052 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
OMG GUYS, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server that is literally the most lit thing since sliced bread? Like, you won’t believe the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, and our pet pigs are all trained to do backflips.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret treasure hunt every week where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that shoots out fireworks. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race, where the winner gets a golden crown and a lifetime supply of enchanted apples.
So if you want to join in on the madness and become part of our wacky Minecraft family, come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory meets the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less hunger. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
