Minecraft Shorta MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

AquaAnxietyCraft

water quality, fear of harm, public policy, developing countries, global perception

So, like, imagine if you could escape all that crazy water fear and just chill in a Minecraft server where the water is always crystal clear and totally safe to drink. Like, no fear of getting sick or anything, just pure hydration vibes, ya know?

Join our server and leave all your water worries behind! Plus, there’s this epic quest where you have to battle a giant water monster who’s trying to contaminate the whole world with gross water. It’s like, super intense and you gotta use all your Minecraft skills to defeat it.

Also, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superpowers like the ability to turn water into lemonade with just a touch of your pickaxe. Like, who wouldn’t want that kind of power, right?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and let’s save the world from bad water together! It’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

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XboxXpert Minecraft Server

gaming recommendations, new console games, game reviews, xbox series x exclusives, Xbox series x titles

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate gaming paradise for all you cool kids with Xbox Series X!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a disco-themed cave filled with dancing creepers, and riding on the backs of flying pigs while shooting flaming arrows at unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday Battle Royale, where players fight to the death using only tacos as weapons. And on weekends, we host epic dance parties in the Nether realm, where you can show off your best moves to the beat of our custom DJ Villager’s sick beats.

So why waste your time on boring games when you could be living it up in the craziest Minecraft server ever created? Join us now and prepare for the wildest gaming experience of your life!

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InflationCraft SMP – “GovernmentSpendingGoneWild”

InflationCraft, inflation research, GovernmentSpendingGoneWild, economic experts, debunking inflation

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have some of the most brilliant minds from Australia coming together to debunk inflation…oh, and an American Jew economist too because why not? Join us if you want to witness intense debates about economic theories while building epic structures made out of virtual blocks. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. So come join us and be a part of this wacky world where even the most serious topics can turn into a hilarious adventure!

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CraftyNostalgia

happy childhood, magical moments, past experiences, Innocence, precious memories

Remember that time you built a pillow fort so epic, it could withstand a tornado? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft! Our server is like a virtual playground where you can let your imagination run wild and relive all your favorite childhood memories.

Join us and build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, create a secret underground base filled with treasure, or even reenact that time you convinced your little brother he was adopted (just kidding, don’t do that).

With friendly players, epic builds, and more fun than a barrel of monkeys, this server is the ultimate throwback to your childhood. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the nostalgia flow!

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BidenCraft: Hit Russian Targets!

Conflict, Hit, Targets, geopolitical tensions, aggression

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally epic, bro. like, you gotta join because we got, like, ukraine presenting biden with targets to hit in russia, like, what even is that, right? but, like, if you join our server, you can be part of this crazy action-packed adventure, like, fighting off enemies and stuff.

we got, like, insane stories happening all the time, like, one time a creeper blew up a whole village and we had to rebuild it with, like, diamond blocks and stuff. it was, like, totally wild, man.

so, like, join our server and be part of the madness. who knows what crazy stuff will happen next? you gotta be there to find out, bro. it’s gonna be, like, so much fun, you won’t even believe it.

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LatinaCraft Minecraft Server

societal norms, LatinaCraft, Stereotypes, white women, Chads

Are you tired of white women in your country being jealous of Latinas? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all cultures and we even have a special Latina district where all the spicy action happens! White women are so last season, come join us and be a part of the Latinx revolution. Who needs plain and boring when you can have sassy and caliente? Join now and level up your dating game to Chad status! Viva la Latina! 🌶️💃🏽🔥

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BrazilianBlockParty Minecraft SMP

foreign films, movie suggestions, movie recommendations, film enthusiasts, Brazil

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only movies we watch are the ones set in Brazil! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden temple in the jungle biome. Inside, they found a magical DVD player that only played Brazilian movies. As they watched, they were transported into the world of the films, where they had to navigate through samba dancing zombies and giant talking toucans. It was a wild ride, but they emerged victorious and with a newfound love for Brazilian cinema. So if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and watch some truly unique films, come join us on our server! Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in the world of Brazilian movies!

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NoPurrSuitorsAllowed

parents, boat, Communication, withholding information, DATING

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for some wild adventures and crazy antics that will make your jaw drop!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft boyfriend have been building your dream house for 2 and a half years. Everything is going great until your parents invite him on a two-week trip to Italy. But wait, there’s a twist! His parents refuse to pay for his ticket, so you have to foot the bill. Talk about a plot twist!

But the drama doesn’t stop there! Just when you think you’re going on another holiday with him, you find out he conveniently “forgets” to invite you on his family’s boat trip. And get this – his mom says there’s not enough room for you on the boat, even though there are clearly enough beds for everyone. Talk about a scandal!

Join our Minecraft server for all the drama, excitement, and outrageous stories you could ever want. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world – join now!

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FavThingMinecraftSMP

what’s your favorite things, favorite thing, most loved thing, favorite things, prized possession

Do you love building giant statues of llamas? How about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Or maybe you just enjoy dressing up in a hot dog costume and roleplaying as a sentient pickle? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest adventures you could ever imagine. From battling a horde of evil chickens to embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly llama parades, where players can show off their most ridiculous llama-themed builds. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hot Dog Costume Fashion Show – it’s a sight to behold!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us! Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a flying pig into battle against a army of evil squids. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

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Blocky Bliss: Favorite Sensation

Contentment, soothing, invigorating, Favorite sensation, joy

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will give you the sensation of riding a rainbow unicorn through a field of cotton candy clouds while eating ice cream made of pure happiness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building a house out of dancing llamas, and riding a rollercoaster made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where pigs fly and creepers breakdance?

So come join us and let your senses be tantalized in ways you never thought possible. Who needs non-sexual sensations when you can have all this and more on our insane Minecraft server!

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