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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 3634 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 8 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 188 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Our server is the perfect place for those who prefer pixelated adventures over pretentious pastimes. We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a good laugh, whether it’s trolling each other with TNT traps or staging epic PvP battles.
And if you’re worried about not fitting in because you’re not rolling in dough, fear not! We welcome players of all backgrounds, from broke college students to retired grandmas. As long as you’re ready to have a good time, you’ll fit right in.
So say goodbye to stuffy country clubs and hello to our crazy Minecraft server! Who needs a fancy yacht when you can sail the high seas in a blocky pirate ship? Join us today and start living the high life… Minecraft style!