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ParentingFailCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Have you ever seen a parent let their child play on a Minecraft server with no rules or supervision? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to witness kids building giant statues of their parents out of diamonds or creating secret underground lairs filled with lava traps. It’s a parenting nightmare come to life, but hey, at least it makes for some hilarious entertainment! So come join us and see just how wild things can get when kids are left to their own devices in the world of Minecraft.

KurskCraft: Drone Wars

aerial assault, Conflict, defense strategy, diplomatic crisis, drone, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, military escalation, military operation, military retaliation, military technology, Moscow, ongoing conflict, political tensions, russia, security breach, Surveillance, Ukraine, War, Wars

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2942
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Votes:	3889
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Towns Built:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine just launched a drone attack on Moscow and the Kursk offensive is still goin’ strong! Like, imagine all the epic battles and explosions happenin’ in this server, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Join now and be part of the action, build your own fortress and defend it from the craziness happenin’ all around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a drone into battle and take down some enemies like a boss!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now and let the madness begin! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

DNA Mutation Madness

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	12

so like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a secret DNA mechanism that like, makes u super OP and stuff. like, u can inherit all these cool abilities and powers that make u unstoppable in the game. it’s like, a whole new level of gaming experience, man. plus, we got like, this crazy storyline where u gotta fight off disease-causing mutations and save the world from age-related diseases. it’s like, the most epic adventure ever, bro. so come join us on this server and become the ultimate minecraft warrior with super DNA powers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

NikkeCraft – #2781 Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, asuka, asuka shikinami langley, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, Full Burst Day, Game Download, Ios, Leona: Zoo Keeper, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Mari: Pilot in Summer, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, new players, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rei, Rei Ayanami, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, TENHA, update

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Rank 6 Edition Evangelion Collab where you can battle angels and pilot mechs like a pro!

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming events include a Union Raid where you can team up with other players, a Solo Raid for those who like to go solo, and a Sim Room Overclock that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about Full Burst Day where things get extra crazy on weekends!

Special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi are waiting for you to join their team. And upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will make your gaming experience even more epic!

Dress to impress with costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date and Asuka, Rei, Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And get ready for Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass coming soon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code TENHA to unlock exclusive rewards! Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP – PoEG – Path of Ender General

Ban Honeypot, Compiled Links, early access, Ender, forum, general, Global 1488bricked, Ingame Chat, Links, Minecraft, November 15th, patch notes, Patch Notes Forum, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 Early Access, Path of Exile general, Path of Exile Patch Notes, Path of Exile Settlers, POE 2, poeg, Settlers of Kalguur, smp, Tools, Utilities

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by battling giant spiders and zombie pigmen armed with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a dragon that you can tame and ride into battle! And don’t worry about griefers, because we have a ban honeypot that turns them into chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to fight off hordes of evil mobs and maybe even encounter a talking cow who will give you cryptic clues to unlock the ultimate treasure chest!

MommaDontSpillTheBeans

#announcement, advice, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, confidentiality, consent, Decision making, emotions, family, Frustration, mom, MommaDontSpillTheBeans, Mother, Pregnancy, Pregnant, privacy, relationships, secret, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Falling into the Void:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	3937

Are you tired of your mom spilling the beans about your pregnancy before you’re even ready to announce it to the world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee complete privacy when it comes to your personal life! No more unexpected baby announcements from nosy parents!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Let your creativity run wild as you construct the most epic structures and explore vast landscapes. And don’t worry, our server is equipped with a special “Privacy Shield” plugin that ensures no one can reveal your secrets without your permission.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted pregnancy announcements and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft! Who knows, maybe you’ll even build a secret underground bunker to hide from your mom’s gossiping friends. The possibilities are endless!

AnxietySlayer Minecraft SMP

AnxietySlayer, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, overcoming anxiety, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self help books, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	5568	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, constantly looking over your shoulder for creepers and skeletons? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the power of friendship and teamwork help you overcome anxiety in the most blocky and pixelated way possible!

Our server is like a therapy session, but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. We have a support group for players who are afraid of heights in the game, led by our resident expert who once survived a fall from the tallest tower in the land by landing in a pool of slime blocks.

So come join us and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world with your new pixelated pals. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a group of friends ready to take on any mob that comes your way?

ShortLuvGone: Broke up over who gets the diamond armor

armor, Breakup, BROKE, Closure, Communication Issues, DATING, Diamond, emotional connection, failed relationships, healing, HEARTBREAK, incompatibility, letting go, love, moving on, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, shortest relationship, ShortLuvGone, starting over

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4522	Runes Activated:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Crops Grown:	4427	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of short-lived relationships in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where relationships last longer than a diamond pickaxe! Our players are so committed, they’ll build you a castle just to show their love (and maybe trap you inside, but hey, it’s the thought that counts). Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless love…or at least until someone steals your diamonds. Join now and find your blocky soulmate!

Sinwar’s Safe Haven

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Deal, diplomatic talks, gaza, guarantees, Hamas, Haven, international relations, Life, long-term solution, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace agreement, political stability, regional cooperation, Safe, Safety, security measures, senior Egyptian official, Sinwar, Sinwars

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the clutches of sinwar and his evil plans!!! build ur own fortress to protect urself from his wrath and team up with other players to take him down once and for all!!! senior egyptian officials are counting on u to save the day, so hop on and start crafting ur way to victory!!! plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players cuz why not??? come join the fun and let’s kick sinwar’s butt together!!!

CreditCraft: Spend Now, Worry Later!

budgeting, Cash, cashless society, consumer behavior, convenience, credit card rewards, credit cards, CreditCraft, debt management, financial habits, financial literacy, financial responsibility, impulse buying, mindful spending, money management, money mindset, overspending, payment methods, personal finance, spend, spending habits, tracking expenses, worry

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, and you can buy stuff with credit cards, bro. like, you don’t even have to think about how much money you’re spending, just swipe that card and get all the diamonds and enchanted gear you want. it’s like magic, man. join this server and live the high life without worrying about your bank account. plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who bought a whole castle with their credit card and now they’re the king of the server. you could be next, dude. come join us and let the credit card madness begin!