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Blocky Missouri Minecraft Server

blocky, DIRTY, long tail, Midwest, Midwest babe, Midwest girl, Midwest seductress, Midwest slut, Midwest temptress, Midwest vixen, Midwest woman, Minecraft, Missouri, Missouri slut, Naughty, promiscuity, promiscuous, Provocative, scandalous, seductive, Server, slut, taboo

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Votes:	4758
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the creepers are as wild as the players! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated madness and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever seen in a blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen twerking to dubstep music. Only the bravest and craziest players dare to enter and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Missouri slut herself, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank and troll. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat her in a dance-off, she’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So come join us on the Missouri slut Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

Accountability, consequences, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, Employee, employee behavior, employment termination, Ethics, HR, investigation, Justice, Kidnapped, KIDNAPPING, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, misconduct allegations, rape, smp, steve, Workplace, workplace harassment, workplace safety

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	646137
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Zombie Dances:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

Crafty Cunts Minecraft Server

american culture, Americunts, baked goods, bakeries, Bread, capeshit, Clapping, Crafty, cunts, flour, Kids, Minecraft, morning routine, patriotism, pledge of allegiance, Reciting, salt, School, Server, Sugar, sugar-free bread, Theatres, tradition, Yeast

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you don’t have to recite the pledge of allegiance every morning, because let’s be real, who even knows all the words anyway? Just focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers!
Forget clapping in theatres for capeshit, on our server, you’ll be applauded every time you mine a diamond or defeat the Ender Dragon. Who needs superhero movies when you can be the hero of your own Minecraft world?
Tired of boring bakeries selling basic bread? Join our server where our bakeries serve up the craziest creations like TNT-shaped loaves and creeper cupcakes. Sugar? Who needs it when you have the sweet taste of victory in every bite!

Limitao Gets Injured Minecraft SMP

30 minutes, clean sheet, Defense, football, Game, injured, injury, injury update, la liga, Limitao, Madrid, match, Minecraft, player, Problem, real madrid, smp, Soccer, sports, sports news, subbed off, substitution, TEAM

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4827
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Void Armor Forged:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mines Excavated:	2521
Potions Brewed:	154	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where even the mobs are getting injured left and right! Our players are so hardcore that they have to be subbed off after just 30 minutes of gameplay. But don’t worry, our base defense is so strong that we keep a clean sheet for the first time in 5 games. Who knew that limitao was the problem all along? Come join us for some insane Minecraft action and see if you can survive the chaos!

Vivi’s Minecraft Server: Me, Myself, and Vivi

cute, demure, introspection, Minecraft, personality traits, self appreciation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-realization, self-understanding, Server, Similarities, vivi, Vivis

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Farms Harvested:	837
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual party hosted by Vivi herself! She’s basically the queen of the server, and her cuteness and demure nature will make you feel right at home. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a dance party or two (virtual dance moves only, of course). So why join our server? Because Vivi said so, and who are we to argue with the queen?

Up or Down Minecraft SMP

Analysis, back and forth, Choices, contemplation, Decision making, Dilemma, Direction, down, fluctuation, hesitation, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, Minecraft, movement, pondering, pros and cons, Reflection, smp, uncertainty, up, weighing options

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	9106
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can only build up and down? Well, look no further because on our server, you can build sideways, diagonally, and even upside down if you want! We’ve got gravity-defying builds that will make your head spin (literally)!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?

But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!

Auto Attack Avoidance Minecraft Server

action games, Attack, Auto, auto attacking, avoidance, Combat Mechanics, digital worlds, dislike, ENGAGEMENT, Game Mechanics, gameplay styles, Gaming, Immersion, interactive entertainment, Minecraft, personal opinions, player control, player preferences, Preference, role playing games, Server, strategy, user experience, video games, virtual battles

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Farms Harvested:	499
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just handed to you on a silver platter? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have banned auto attacking because we believe in good old-fashioned manual labor. That’s right, no more lazy players just sitting back and letting their swords do all the work. Join us and experience the thrill of actually having to swing your sword yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!

I’m Gonna Hurt You Minecraft SMP

Abuse, aggression, aggressive behavior, anger, assault, danger, emotional harm, fear, Gonna, harm, hurt, hurt you, i’m gonna hurt you, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, physical harm, Revenge, smp, threat, threatening behavior, violence, violent intentions, Warning

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.

But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.

What is the IP for lilsimsie Minecraft Server?

BUILD, building, challenge, family friendly, fixer upper, gameplay, House, Kayla, kayla sims, lilsimsie, Minecraft, pg, Server, sims 3, sims 4, sims challenge, the sims, ts3, TS4

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Lilsimsie, also known as Kayla, is a popular YouTuber and Twitch streamer known for her content focused on The Sims franchise. She creates Let’s Play videos, build tutorials, and speed builds, engaging with her audience through commentary and live streams. With a dedicated fanbase and a knack for storytelling, lilsimsie has become a prominent figure in the Sims community.

FieldMC – New griefer server Minecraft server

banner, description, FieldMC, griefer, Lazy, Minecraft, new, OWNER, personal account, Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Alien Abductions:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

The owner of the “FieldMC – New Grief Server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

field.connect-mc.com