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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 7611 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6556 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!