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Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 3912 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 168 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 44 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.
So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!