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Join us for a chance to win insane Twitch Drops every week – we’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command!

Our live updates are so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next. One time, we accidentally turned all the pigs into flying pigs with laser eyes – it was chaos, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on our patch notes. We once added a new dimension where everything is made of candy and you have to fight off evil gummy bears to survive. It was a sticky situation, but totally worth it.

Buy an early access key to unlock exclusive content like a jetpack that lets you fly around the map or a magic wand that turns all the blocks into giant cupcakes.

Still not convinced? Our FAQ will answer all your burning questions, like “Can I ride a dragon into battle?” (Spoiler alert: yes, you can).

Join our Minecraft SMP today and trade with other players on our insane trade site – you never know what kind of crazy deals you’ll find. Plus, our official wiki is filled with tips and tricks to help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and enter the chat channel/global 1488 to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are! Let’s make Minecraft fun again!