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EcoVirusCraft

#sustainability, carbon footprint, climate change, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem, EcoVirusCraft, environmental crisis, environmental destruction, Extinction, global impact, human impact, humans, mutation, Natural resources, overpopulation, planet, Pollution, population growth, progress, Virus

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	6805
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2868
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

so, like, this server is the cure for all that, man. we got a whole new world where humans are banned and the only inhabitants are cute little animals and mystical creatures. you can ride unicorns, befriend dragons, and live in harmony with nature.

join us and help save the planet from the virus that is humanity. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can party with aliens and learn their advanced technology. who needs humans when you can have intergalactic friends, amirite?

come to our server and be part of the revolution against the human virus. let’s make Minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.

PerovskitePowerUP

advanced materials, breakthrough research, clean energy, clean power, durability improvement, efficiency enhancement, energy efficiency, energy innovation, energy sustainability, environmental impact, green technology, innovation in energy, large-scale production, molecular treatment, perovskite solar cells, PerovskitePowerUP, renewable energy, renewable resources, solar energy, solar power, sustainable technology

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	83	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

so like, u know how u always tryna find a server that’s like, totally lit and gonna blow ur mind? well, lemme tell u bout this one server that’s gonna make u go WOAH.

picture this: u log in and suddenly u in a world where perovskite solar cells are like, the hottest thing ever. like, they’re so efficient and durable that u gonna be generating clean energy like it’s nobody’s business.

but wait, there’s more! our researchers have come up with a molecular treatment that’s gonna make those solar cells even BETTER. like, they gonna be so powerful that u gonna be able to power ur whole base with just one cell.

so, if u wanna be part of the revolution and join a server that’s gonna take ur Minecraft game to the next level, then u gotta join us. trust me, u gonna be blown away by the possibilities on this server. come on, what are u waiting for? let’s goooooo!

Sinbat Factions

Community, Faction, Factions, Gaming, Minecraft, modern day, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Sinbat Factions, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Factions server in modern day that still holds the regular ‘vanilla’ factions value. We’re just starting out and hoping to make the server better as we go!

104.238.210.43:25696

Anon’s Epic Mine Server

Anons, Epic, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Emeralds Found:	8856
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and even take part in our weekly llama rodeo competitions!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hot tub filled with lava for those brave enough to take a dip.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

TwitterQuitterMC SMP

algorithm, alternative platforms, art, digital art, digital content, discord bot, elon musk, memes, new posts, News, nitter, Online Community, online presence, pixiv, quit Twitter, semi quit, smp, social media, social-networking, twitter, TwitterQuitterMC, western artist

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mines Excavated:	3795	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ores Mined:	4351

Are you tired of Elon’s shenanigans on Twitter? Looking for a new place to escape the chaos and enjoy some quality art without the algorithm messing everything up? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and enjoy some epic art without any interference from Twitter or its crazy algorithms.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly special. Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to the Twitter madness once and for all! Who needs Elon when you have a world of creativity and fun waiting for you right here?

FamTripFiasco Minecraft Server

apologies, Argument, aunt, BOOTH, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Drama, drinks, emotions, Environment, family dynamics, family trip, family vacation, FamTripFiasco, high tension, Hotel, Mall, Minecraft, misunderstandings, regret, relationships, screaming match, Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2157
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2549	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	953	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a family feud in a mall? Look no further! Join our server for some epic battles and intense drama that will make your family squabbles seem like child’s play.

We’ve got players who know how to throw shade better than a shady aunt at a family gathering. Get ready for some intense PvP action and heated arguments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Join now and experience the thrill of getting kicked out of a booth in a virtual world, where the only thing louder than the screams is the sound of your own laughter. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most dramatic Minecraft server around. Trust us, it’s worth leaving your hotel room for!

WeddingCraft CashGrab

accusations, cashgrab, criticism, emotional destruction, Expenses, financial contribution, Food, friend’s wedding, hurt, misunderstanding, MONEY, PRESENT, recognition, reimbursement, Splitwise, Support, terrible friend, unappreciated, Value, washing dishes, WeddingCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated and undervalued in your friendships? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your efforts are recognized and celebrated!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being criticized for not bringing a present or not washing dishes – because in this virtual world, the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and your creativity!

Imagine a place where you can build extravagant mansions, host epic weddings, and throw the most epic barbecues without ever having to worry about running out of food or being asked to go grocery shopping.

Join us and experience a world where your contributions are valued, your friendships are cherished, and your virtual plants are always well taken care of. Plus, we promise not to accuse you of trying to steal our virtual money – because on this server, we’re all about spreading love and laughter, not drama and misunderstandings.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and virtual adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming the virtual witness at the most epic Spanish-Italian wedding ever!

EternalNoob Minecraft SMP

aging, death, eternal consciousness, eternal existence, eternal happiness, eternal journey, eternal life, Eternal Love, eternal pain, eternal perspective, eternal purpose, eternal sorrow, eternal wisdom, eternal youth, EternalNoob, existentialism, IMMORTALITY, Live Forever, Longevity, Minecraft, mortality, philosophy, smp

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ores Mined:	1551	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Do you ever wonder what it would be like to live forever in a Minecraft world? Well, on our server, you can experience just that! Join us for endless adventures, epic battles, and never-ending fun!

Imagine building the most epic base that will stand the test of time, battling mobs that never seem to end, and forming alliances with players who will be your eternal companions. Who needs real life when you can live forever in the world of Minecraft?

But be warned, immortality comes with its challenges. You may find yourself trapped in a never-ending cycle of mining, crafting, and exploring. But hey, at least you’ll never have to worry about respawning, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the madness of living forever in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just become the immortal legend of our world!

BlockBustersCraft

behind the scenes, BlockBustersCraft, critical roles, crucial positions, essential roles, essential workers, impactful careers, important careers, important work, key roles, overlooked professions, significant contributions, societal impact, underappreciated jobs, underrated job, unrecognized jobs, unrecognized professions, unsung heroes, valuable services, vital occupations, vital services

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2938
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Have you ever thought about the unsung heroes of the world? The ones who work tirelessly behind the scenes to make sure everything runs smoothly? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally step into the shoes of these unsung heroes – the janitors! That’s right, forget about being a warrior or a builder, on our server, janitors rule the land!

But why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil creepers invaded our server and started wreaking havoc everywhere. The warriors were powerless against them, the builders couldn’t keep up with the destruction, but do you know who saved the day? The janitors! Armed with nothing but their trusty brooms, they swept those creepers right off the server and restored peace once again.

So if you want to be a part of epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected triumphs, then join our server today and become the ultimate janitor hero! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret janitor society hidden deep within the server, where all the real magic happens. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to clean up the world and save the day in the most unexpected way possible!

UkraineCraft: Indian Army Edition

Army, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, eastern europe, Edition, Eight Indians, Fighting, foreign fighters, global conflict, Indian, Indian soldiers, international news, Killed, Loss, loss of life, Military, news headlines, Russian army, Tragedy, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, violence, War

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got eight Indians who were straight up fighting in the Russian army against Ukraine. Like, can you imagine the chaos and madness that went down? It’s like a real-life battle royale, but in Minecraft! Join now and be part of the craziest war ever seen in the blocky world. Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. It’s lit, fam. Join now or miss out on the wildest ride of your life!