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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 1329 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 814 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 149 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer insanity that awaits you. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. How about battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of “Baby Shark.”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Bacon, a mythical food item that grants you the power to shoot laser beams from your eyes and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bunny army take down a dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let’s fucking goooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!