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Mumei’s Socially Awkward Minecraft Server

Anime, awkward, Character, Communication, CONFIDENT, Development, emotional intelligence, funny, growth, independent, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood character, mumei, Mumei’s, Personality, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self-confidence, Server, social interactions, Social Skills, socially, STRONG

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8567	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of awkwardly stumbling through conversations with other players on Minecraft servers? Look no further than our server, where Mumei doesn’t have poor social skills! That’s right, Mumei is a master at small talk and will keep you entertained for hours with their witty banter.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where players can show off their best moves and compete for the title of Dance Floor Champion. Rumor has it that Mumei is the reigning champion, but you’ll have to join to find out for yourself!

So why wait? Join our server today for a chance to chat with Mumei and bust a move on the dance floor like never before. Don’t miss out on the fun and excitement that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Stretching Minecraft SMP

Jelqing, male enhancement, Minecraft, penile enlargement, penis exercises, penis lengthening, penis pumps, penis size increase, penis stretching, penis stretching at home, penis stretching benefits, penis stretching devices, penis stretching for beginners, penis stretching methods, penis stretching results, penis stretching routine, penis stretching safety, penis stretching techniques, penis stretching tips, penis traction, smp, stretching, stretching exercises

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	178	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about that penis stretching grind! That’s right, we’ve got a whole community dedicated to stretching their virtual manhood to new lengths.

Join us for epic competitions like the “Longest Shaft Challenge” where players compete to see who can stretch their pixelated peen the furthest. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to make sure your stretching experience is as realistic as possible.

But that’s not all, we also have crazy events like the “Penis Parkour Race” where you have to navigate a course using only your elongated member. And if you’re feeling really adventurous, try out our “Penis PvP Arena” where you can battle it out with other players using your stretched out sword.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP for a truly unique gaming experience. Who knew stretching your penis could be so much fun?

BoundlessCraft

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Survival Mode Creative Mode PvP Economy Mini Games Skyblock Factions Roleplay Vanilla Pixelmon Modded Prison Towny Bedwars Skywars RPG Quests Hardcore Whitelisted Parkour, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	683
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Welcome to BoundlessCraft, the ultimate Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits! Dive into a world where you can create, explore, and innovate without any restrictions. Whether you’re a builder crafting monumental structures, an adventurer seeking the thrill of discovery, or a redstone engineer designing complex contraptions, BoundlessCraft is your canvas.

Play.boundlesscraft.com

7LOL Middle School

7LOL, Fun, KitPvP, Lobby, middle school, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Gods Slained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Potions Brewed:	139
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7604	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Fun SMP Server that i made it has a lobby and pvp and fun alot of fun if you would join it would make my day

7lolsmp.fun:20006

LolCraftOpka Minecraft server

check in advance, creating, DirtyGame1725, donation, ds, LolCraftOpka, Minecraft, SergeY_Galilei, Server, Urgent, well-versed

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Void Armor Forged:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Zombie Dances:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5

We urgently need those who are well versed in creating a server! Write to DS: SergeY_Galilei#3758.If something happens, the donation is not issued automatically.If you bought a donation, write to the player (DirtyGame1725)We check in advance!!!

LolCraftopka.aternos.me

Fantasy Firearm Frenzy Minecraft Server

#novice, Argument, Beginner, better, Bitch, debate, entry level, FANTASY, Fantasy Game, fantasy setting, fantasy world, Firearm, firearms, Frenzy, Gaming, learn, Mage, Magic, Minecraft, role playing, Seething, Server, Spells, weapons, wizard

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Are you tired of being a weak, entry-level wizard who can’t defend themselves in a fantasy world? Join our Minecraft server and leave those puny spells behind! Our server is filled with powerful firearms that will make you the most feared wizard in all the land. No more waving wands and chanting silly incantations – now you can just pull the trigger and watch your enemies fall before you. So come on, ditch the spells and join us for some gun-slinging fun!

Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

Archive, Dance, desuarchive, discussion, epic humping, forum, Fun, funkg, Funkgs, Funky, Groove, internet culture, Last week, meme, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Party, Retro, smp, Thread, thread revival, Trash, Trash thread, vintage

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some epic humping action! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic humping contests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of mods to spice things up even more – like the “Hump-O-Meter” plugin that tracks your humping skills and awards you with special prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the humping adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for some wild and crazy times ahead!

ClassicRPG

Economy, PvE, Survival, Survival RPG Unique Experience Dream Project Progress Premium Abilities Public Staff Love New Hosting Handful Players Rank Special Abilities Not sold, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Farms Harvested:	404
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Brand new server offering a unique survival experience

Hello, my name is Lucas. I’ve been hosting servers for about 4 years and this right here is my dream project of a RPG survival server. The server is currently a work in progress and theres no pay to win or donations. The first handful of players will recieve a premium rank with special ablities that are not sold to the public. I am also looking for staff.

Much love!

classicrpg.ca

Birch

birch, Development, Economy, FIX, Hub, Minecraft, Server, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Join birch now! Birch has just been started, and I need to develop a hub and fix some things. Birch should be good and fixed by dec 1st.

135.148.151.27:50013

Accent All Day Minecraft Server

accent, Acting, Actors, Commitment, Consistency, daily routine, Day, Dedication, discipline, Focus, habits, Mastery, Memory, Minecraft, Performance, PHONES, Practice, Professionalism, Remembering, reminder, Server, skill, Technique

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Crops Grown:	9400	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our players are required to speak in a different accent every hour. That’s right, mate! One minute you’ll be talking like a pirate, and the next you’ll be sounding like a posh British chap. It’s a wild ride of linguistic mayhem!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the feathered creatures in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly throughout the day. Get your groove on with other players and show off your best dance moves – just watch out for the creeper DJ who likes to drop explosive beats!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember to bring your best accents and dance moves – it’s going to be a wild ride!