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Holy Creeper Church – Where Christianity and Minecraft collide!

belief system, Christianity, Church, collide, Community, contemporary issues, creeper, cultural shift, Ethics, FAITH, HOLY, Minecraft, modern world, Moral values, post-Christian, Religion, religious identity, religious institutions, religious practices, secularism, societal norms, spiritual growth, spirituality, traditional values

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	84
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that preach about being a good Christian? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join us on this wild ride where we embrace the chaos of a post-Christian world. Build your own church made entirely out of diamond blocks and sacrifice creepers in the name of Notch (our lord and savior).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Sheep will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where the only commandment is to have fun and build epic structures. Who needs Christianity when you have the power of redstone at your fingertips?

Hands Off My Blocks! Minecraft Madness

anxiety, avoidance, blocks, Boundaries, coping mechanisms, discomfort, emotional response, fear, Hands, human contact, madness, mental health, Minecraft, past experiences, personal space, Phobia, physical touch, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, Therapy, touch aversion, Trauma, triggers

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Animals Bred:	92	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34

Are you tired of being touched in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about anyone laying a finger on you! Join us and experience the ultimate touch-free gaming experience.

Our server is so touch averse, even the mobs in the game will keep their distance from you. No more accidental hits or unwanted hugs from creepers. You can mine, build, and explore in peace without anyone invading your personal space.

And don’t worry about any traumatic experiences holding you back from joining. Our server is a trauma-free zone, where the only thing you’ll be traumatized by is how addictive and fun it is to play here.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs human contact when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Lines Make You Cringe in Minecraft

Anime, anime lines, cringe, cringe dialogue, cringe lines, cringe moments, cringe quotes, cringe scenes, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy, cringe-worthy moments, cringe-worthy quotes, cringe-worthy scenes, cringeworthy, Hai wa ikkai dake!, lines, Minecraft, Oyamenasai, pixelated, Sore wa meirei desu ka?, Weeb’s

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of shouting “Sore wa meirei desu ka?” at your fellow players, only to have them respond with a resounding “Hai wa ikkai dake!” It’s like a battle of wills, but with pixelated swords and pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to yell “Oyamenasai!” as you defeat a creeper in epic combat? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for some seriously cringey anime lines along the way.

Naked Pixels and Clothed Chicks: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, chicks, clothed, Minecraft, naked, pixels

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	32

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with the Endermen!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy! You can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re afraid of clowns, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Crafty Burrito Bonanza: Dig, Build, Eat, Repeat!

Beans, bonanza, BUILD, burrito, Cheese, comfort food, Crafty, DELICIOUS, Dig, Dinner, Eat, fast food, Filling, Food, guacamole, lunch, Meal, mexican food, repeat, Rice, Salsa, sour cream, spicy, Tasty, tortilla, wrap

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Farms Harvested:	398
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mines Excavated:	3415
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	298	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with giant burritos. Yes, you heard that right, GIANT BURRITOS! These burritos were so massive that you could build your house inside one and still have room for a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted llamas that drop loot like it’s nobody’s business, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a burrito-filled dream, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and a side of salsa!

Blocky Adventures: How I Found My Inner Gamer

#gamer, acceptance, Adventures, blocky, empowerment, Gaming Community, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, Genderqueer, identity exploration, LGBTQ, mental health, non-binary, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, social norms, Transgender, video games

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2091
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your true self? Well, look no further because our server is here to help you discover your gender identity through the power of video games!

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey filled with rainbow sheep, gender-bending potions, and a secret quest to find the mystical Gender Diamond. Rumor has it, whoever finds this diamond will unlock their true gender identity and gain epic powers like never before!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your true self shine through in the most LOLzy way possible! Who knew video games could be so enlightening?

ZombiePigman Rave Party: Where This Trope Needs to Die

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	5538
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you tired of being haunted by high school sweethearts who break your heart and leave you for college sluts? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of this trope and live your best life! Join us and build a world where first loves never break your heart and college sluts are nowhere to be found. Say goodbye to being above someone’s league and hello to a community where everyone is equal and just looking to have a good time. So why wait? Join our server now and break free from the morphogenetically programmed subconscious norms of the past!

LimbusCraft – Where chaos and creativity collide! #1421

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	200	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have Mirror Dungeons that will make you question reality. Want to ride the Refraction Railway Line 3 that takes you to Clock OrangeRoad? Look no further!

But wait, there’s more! We have extractions happening left and right, with the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu leading the charge. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extraction of the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust – it’s going to be a wild ride!

And if you’re worried about spoilers, don’t be! Our game is tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect the unexpected. Plus, our tutorial is a must-watch – you won’t regret it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download links are above, and be sure to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for all the latest updates. See you in the game!

Crafty Cleanse: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Messy Thing!

clean room, cleanse, Crafty, creeper, dust, explosions, Humanity, LOSING, Messy, stay clean, week later its filthy again

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	68	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of constantly cleaning up after yourself in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can clean your room as many times as you want without it getting filthy again! That’s right, no more losing to the evil dust bunnies in real life. Join us and show those dust particles who’s boss!

Blocky Band Camp: Hibike Euphonium Edition

Anime, Assumes she’s better than everyone else, Band, blocky, Camp, Can quit at any moment, Character development, Competition, Doesn’t change her uniform, Doesn’t want to cause trouble, Drama, Edition, euphonium, Euphonium player, Hibike, Hibike Euphonium, high school, leadership, Music, peer pressure, Refuses to elaborate further, Says she’s only there to have fun, Shows up, Stays, team dynamics

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Holy Grails Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	83
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the NPCs have attitude! Join now to meet sassy characters like the one who shows up but refuses to change her uniform because she thinks she’s better than everyone else. She’s only there to have fun and claims she can quit at any moment, but we all know she’s addicted to our crazy server antics. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarious interactions – join today and see what kind of trouble you can stir up! 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness