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Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Buildings Constructed:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Towns Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

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Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Votes:	7543
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	1103
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Animals Bred:	91	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!