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Chad’s Realm of Infinite Chances 1.20.1

1.20.1, blink, Chad, Chads, chances, Child molestation, Confidence, Context, domestic violence, DUI, Evil, Felony.., Incels, Infinite, judgment, locked up, MISTAKES, Realm, red flags, wrong way

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Join our Minecraft server where Chad gets 20 chances to break every rule in the book, from felony to child molestation, while incels don’t even get a first chance! We don’t judge Chad, everyone makes mistakes, right? But if an incel blinks the wrong way, they’re locked up faster than you can say “red flags”. It’s all about confidence and context, baby! So come on down to our server where the rules are made up and the chances don’t matter!

PoopCraft Minecraft Server

awkward family moment, awkward situation, bathroom etiquette, bathroom mishap, bathroom privacy, communication breakdown, dinner party disaster, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing story, family dinner, family drama, Minecraft, motherhood mishap, parenting fail, personal space, PoopCraft, pooping disaster, privacy invasion, Server, social faux pas, teenage girlfriend, uncomfortable encounter, unexpected guest

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ores Mined:	1887
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from embarrassing moments like the one our player experienced while hosting a dinner! Join us and never worry about unexpected bathroom interruptions again – unless, of course, it’s a creeper blowing up your toilet!

Our server is a safe haven for all, where you can build your own secret bathroom hideout and never have to share it with anyone, not even your closest friends. And if someone accidentally walks in on you, just blame it on a glitch in the game – they’ll never know the truth!

So come join us on our server, where you can ban enchiladas from your virtual world forever and never have to face the awkward aftermath of a bathroom invasion again. Trust us, the adventures you’ll have here will make that real-life dinner disaster seem like a piece of cake – or should we say, a piece of enchilada? LOL!

GrannyCraftin’ Drama

advice, alcoholism, baby, Boundaries, Communication, discomfort, Distance, Drama, family, Grandchild, GrannyCraftin, long distance, MIL, mother-in-law, Moving, parenting, relationships, Safety, Space, Support, Unsafe

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Crops Grown:	9258
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Farms Harvested:	256	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep the crazies away? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no crazy MILs will be moving in next door to you!

Join us if you want a safe space to build and explore without worrying about unsupervised baby couch incidents or questionable parenting advice. Our server is MIL-free and full of fun adventures waiting for you!

So come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations, not your mother-in-law trying to move in next door. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun this way!

DumbIdeasMC SMP

accidental success, bizarre idea, creative solution, dumb idea, DumbIdeasMC, fortunate error, fortunate mistake, funny, lucky break, odd strategy, peculiar tactic, quirky solution, risky decision, smp, strange concept, success, Surprising, thinking outside the box, Unconventional, unexpected outcome, unorthodox method, unusual approach

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ores Mined:	3586
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10

Lol, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the most epic place to be, like seriously dude. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks. And get this, the admin is actually a talking chicken who gives out free enchanted gear every Tuesday.

But the best part is the dumb ideas that actually work here. Like, one time I tried to ride a pig off a cliff and instead of dying, I landed in a pool of lava and found a hidden treasure chest. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent players flying into the sky. It was hilarious!

So if you wanna join the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP ever, then you gotta come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret society of dancing chickens that throw parties every Friday night. It’s lit, bro.

BlockyLifeLessons

BlockyLifeLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hindsight, late bloomer, learning, life advice, life experiences, life journey, life lesson, life mistakes, life reflections, Life skills, life wisdom, Maturity, missed opportunities, personal growth, realization, Reflection, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Farms Harvested:	978
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Have you ever realized that creepers in Minecraft are basically just misunderstood green blobs with a passion for hugs? Well, on our server, we embrace the creepers with open arms (literally, because they explode when they get too close). Join us for a chance to learn the valuable life lesson of not judging a creeper by its explosive cover! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats and the zombies show off their killer dance moves. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by a creeper).

CraftyEuroLeader

America, American politics, CraftyEuroLeader, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, fox news, Global influence, global leadership, Hegseth, international affairs, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, news analysis, political commentary, transatlantic relations., united states, Western Allies, world affairs

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! we got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap!

oh and get this, our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids. they even have a llama king who wears a crown made of emeralds and rides a giant chicken into battle!

and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is the only place in the entire minecraft universe where you can find a magical portal that leads to a parallel dimension filled with talking sheep who give out free diamonds like candy.

so what are you waiting for, dude? come join our server and let the madness begin! who needs america for leadership when you have llamas and talking sheep, amirite?

BlockyVaxConspiracyCraft

BlockyVaxConspiracyCraft, Conspiracy, controversy, Covid-19, Hydroxychloroquine, Manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation spread, mistrust, papers, public opinion, retracted, Science, scientific research, skepticism, social media, suppress, Trust, Truth, tweets, vaccine harm

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting retracted is your boring old life! we got hydroxychloroquine blocks that give you super powers and vaccine harm potions that make you invincible! forget about science, we got conspiracy theories for days! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of your life! who needs social media when you can have a blast on our server!

Vowedminemp server minecraft

adventure mode, banner, Community, Creative mode, description, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, personal account, player interaction, Server, Server Customization, server description, server hosting, Server Management, survival mode, Vowedminemp

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	102850	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4

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Prosper Prison

alliances, Community, competitive, Custom, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Events, Gaming, Minecraft, Mines, Other, Prison, Progression, Prosper, PvP, Quests, Recruitment, Server, Shops, Staff, Tournaments

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Prosper Prison
IP: play.prosperprison.net
Version: 1.21+

About the Server

Prosper Prison is a next-level, competitive prison server designed for players who love grinding, custom features, and an engaging community. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore grinder, Prosper Prison offers an immersive and rewarding experience with unique mechanics, balanced progression, and an economy that rewards skill and strategy.

Key Features

Custom Mining Experience
Competitive Gameplay
Custom Player Progression
Active Community & Staff

Join Us Today!

Prosper Prison is built for fun, competition, and progression. Whether you’re new to prison servers or a seasoned player, you’ll find a home here. Join today and begin your journey to becoming the richest and most powerful inmate!

IP: play.prosperprison.net

Version: 1.21+

Discord: dsc.gg/prosper-prison

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Prosper Prison?	Prosper Prison is a competitive prison server with custom features and mechanics for an engaging gameplay experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP address play.prosperprison.net in your Minecraft client.
Is the server suitable for casual players?	Yes, Prosper Prison caters to both casual players and hardcore grinders, offering a balanced experience for all types of players.
Do I need any specific version of Minecraft to play on Prosper Prison?	Yes, you will need version 1.21 or higher to join the server.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, Prosper Prison offers custom mining experiences, a balanced economy, competitive gameplay, custom player progression, and an active community and staff.

LoveCraft Server 1.20.5

1.20.5, Affection, celebration, Chocolate, couples, Cupid, Date night, Flowers, Gifts, Happy, Heart, holiday, love, lovecraft, Naughty, Pervs, PINK, red, relationships, romance, Server, SWEETHEARTS, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9800	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, listen up you weirdos! If you wanna have a blast this Valentine’s Day, join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have heart-shaped blocks that shoot out heart emojis when you mine them! It’s like Cupid himself is blessing your pickaxe, bro! Plus, our pixelated roses actually smell like chocolate when you hold them in your hand. Don’t ask how, just come and smell the love, baby!