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Parental Guidance Minecraft Server

Adulthood, Companionship, Decision making, family relationships, financial independence, groceries, growing up, guidance, housing expenses, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, living arrangements, Long-term goals, love, Minecraft, moving out, Parental, parents, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY, saving money, self-sufficiency, Server, unmarried

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crops Grown:	8573
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who lived with their parents and thought they had it made. But then they joined our server and realized they were missing out on all the epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans that happen every day. Plus, who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one that’s way cooler? So come join us and leave your parents behind for a world of endless fun and friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong

aita, baseball game, Birthday, DISRESPECTFUL, family, family members, fat joke, financial strain, insult, mom, nephew, NephewBdayDramaGoneWrong, Pregnant, Quiet, Reprimand, self-conscious, sister, Special, themed cake, TICKETS, Wife

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.

Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.

So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CompliSults Minecraft Server

ambiguous compliment, backhanded compliment, Compliment, CompliSults, confusing compliment, contradictory compliment, deceptive compliment, disguised insult, double meaning, fake compliment, fake praise, hidden meaning, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, insincere praise, insult, ironic praise, Minecraft, passive aggressive, sarcasm, Server, twisted compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old compliments that sound too nice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in giving out compliments that sound like insults! Get ready to be called a “magnificent disaster” or a “beautiful mess” as you explore our world filled with crazy builds and hilarious players. Join now and see if you can decipher which compliments are actually insults in disguise!

CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

amusing, amusing facts, cheerful, CraftyFacts, delightful, Edition, facts, Fascinating, Feel-Good, Fun, Happy, happy facts, Heartwarming, INTERESTING, interesting facts, joy, joyous facts, Laughter, light-hearted, Positive, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	229	Falling into the Void:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Potions Brewed:	106
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Void Armor Forged:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Love Letters Sent:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Falling into the Void:	2

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Animals Bred:	69

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!