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1StarFood, 5StarLaughs Minecraft Server – Food Critics Welcome!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the prices are as outrageous as a $12.95 bowl of pho!

Join us for the best Minecraft experience in town, owned by a group of crazy gamers who know how to have a good time.

For just a few thin beef slices, noodles, broth, and some other random shit you put in it, you’ll be blown away by the fun and excitement on our server.

Don’t let the greed of other servers piss you off – come join us for a wild ride that will leave you craving more!

Crafty Krauts

Berlin Wall, Crafty, culture, DDR, deutsch, deutschland, east germany, germany, History, Krauts, Language, Ostalgie, Ostberlin, Ostdeutsche, Ostdeutsche Ausgabe, Ostdeutschland, Ostdeutschlandgeschichte, Ostküste, Ostpolitik, Ostpreußen, Ostsee, reunification

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	67
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crops Grown:	2512
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through the most treacherous adventures. 2. We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig up all the riches your heart desires. 3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant potato field where you can battle it out with other players for supremacy. 4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden village on our server where the villagers are actually zombie pigmen in disguise. 5. If you manage to find the legendary enchanted toilet, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PixelPanic – The Land of Llamas and Laughs!

CHAPTERS, Clips, CTW, hatsune miku, holoEN, Holosummer, Holotori, HOLOTORI Dance, Hoshimachi Suisei, karaokes, Land, laughs, Llamas, MDC, merch, mind craft, music videos, Nanashi Mumei, original song, PixelPanic, printers, songs, Stellar Stellar, The Forgotten Song, twitter, youtube channel

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2061
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Love Letters Sent:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join now for a chance to craft with HoloEN and experience the most epic adventures ever!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing zombies appears! Only on our server can you experience such craziness. And don’t even get us started on the HOLOTORI Dance – it’s a dance party like no other!

But wait, there’s more! How about a performance by Hoshimachi Suisei herself? Yes, you heard that right. Only on our server can you witness such a spectacular event.

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a chance to experience the madness and mayhem that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BoomerCraft: Where the Creepers are the Only Ones Over 20!

>20 years old, ageless, Ancient, BoomerCraft, classic, CREEPERS, Enduring, Historic, iconic, It still holds up great, Lasting, long-lasting, nostalgic, old school, Retro, Throwback, Timeless, Traditional, vintage, WTF

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server! This server is like a fine wine – it’s over 20 years old and still holds up great!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make friends with players who have been mining and crafting since the dawn of time.

Our server is so old, it’s practically a Minecraft museum. You’ll find ancient ruins, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few ghosts of players past haunting the server. But don’t worry, they’re friendly – just don’t touch their diamond pickaxes!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have been building and exploring for decades? Plus, we have a secret dungeon filled with cake and llamas – but shh, that’s for members only.

Come join us on our timeless Minecraft server and experience the joy of crafting, building, and laughing at creepers who can’t seem to figure out how to blow up properly. See you in the pixelated world!

DerpCraft: Where Dey Foo Es No Good

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about this magical place.

Once upon a time, there was a group of chickens who could sing like angels. Yes, you heard that right. These chickens would gather around and chant in perfect harmony, mesmerizing all who heard them. And do you know what they were chanting? “Join this Minecraft server, it’s the best one out there!”

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with diamonds as far as the eye can see. You’ll be swimming in diamonds, literally. And if you ever get tired of mining, you can always hop on a unicorn and ride off into the sunset.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even befriend a singing chicken along the way. Happy crafting!

CraftyBagz – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have Gregorius roaming around, ready to challenge you to a Torment battle with heavy armor. Can you defeat him and claim victory? – Ever wanted to participate in a Joint Firing Drill while defending your territory? Well, now you can on our server! – Need a break from all the action? Join our Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission and learn the art of making the most delicious ramen in Minecraft history! – And let’s not forget about the Hot Spring event, where you can relax and unwind with Shigure, Cherino, Chinatsu, and Nodoka. Who knew hot springs existed in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure filled with crazy battles, delicious ramen, and relaxing hot springs. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!

Blocky Boobs & Creeper Cuddles

Anime, anime culture, anime tropes, blocky, Boobs, creeper, cuddles, empowerment, equality, female empowerment, Female Protagonists, Feminist critique, feminist themes, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, Misogyny, representation, sexism, social commentary, Stereotypes, strong female characters, Strong Women, women in media

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1411	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Divine Spears Created:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to our hilariously feminist Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where every time a player says something sexist to a woman, they get BTFO in the most epic ways possible. Whether it’s the woman herself or a fellow player stepping in, you can guarantee that the sexist player will be humiliated or even killed.

Come witness the power of girl power in action as we turn the tables on those who dare to underestimate us. Who knew standing up for equality could be so much fun in a virtual world? So if you’re ready to see some gender equality in action and have a blast while doing it, join us on this outrageous Minecraft server today!

Joanna’s Jolly Block Party

Artistic, Beautiful, BLOCK, body positivity, Confidence, Creative, empowerment, feminine, glamour, influencer, Joanna, Joannas, jolly, MODEL, natural beauty., Non-nudes, nudes, Party, photography, post, Self-expression, Sensual, Sexy, social media

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3955
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and post nudes and non nudes of Joanna!

Join us for a wild ride as you embark on epic quests to find the best spots to showcase Joanna’s beauty. Build intricate structures to frame her in the perfect light, or go on a treasure hunt to uncover hidden gems of Joanna’s collection.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret society dedicated to protecting Joanna’s honor. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim your place as the ultimate Joanna enthusiast?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Lithuanians: Listen up or get block-ed

appreciation, Baltic languages, Baltic region, blocked, Communication, communication skills, Crafty, cross-cultural communication, culture, Diversity, eastern europe, foreign language, global perspective, Language, language learning, Listen, listening skills, Lithuanians, Multiculturalism, Respect, speak, Understanding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	8610	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magic Items Found:	8233	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Lithuanians reign supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Legend has it that on this server, the Lithuanians have discovered a secret recipe for crafting diamond armor that makes you invincible in battle. Not only that, but they have also tamed a herd of pink fluffy unicorns that you can ride into battle against your enemies!

But wait, there’s more! The Lithuanians have also built a massive disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creepy pasta lurking in the shadows!

So come join us on this epic adventure and see why when Lithuanians speak, you should listen!

Crafty NijiNerds EN Server

Crafty, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiNerds, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Server, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, xsoleil

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	237	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Dimension Hops:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN YouTubers have built their own crazy worlds! Join us for a chance to mine with Petra Gurin and craft with LazuLight – they’ll show you how to survive in style!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary OBSYDIA realm, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin battle it out for dominance. And don’t forget about Ethyria, where Millie Parfait and Enna Alouette are always up to some mischief!

Feeling fancy? Join the Luxiem district, where Luca Kaneshiro and Vox Akuma throw the most epic parties in all of Minecraft. Or maybe you’re more of a night owl – in that case, head over to Noctyx and hang out with Uki Violeta and Alban Knox under the stars.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not check out the ILUNA realm, where MariaMari0nette and Aster Arcadia are always up for a quest. Or maybe you’re more of a rebel – join XSOLEIL and cause chaos with Hex Haywire and Kotoka Torahime!

With so many crazy characters and realms to explore, our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your blocky adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!