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ChinaCashOutCraft

capital outflow, China, ChinaCashOutCraft, economic impact, economic indicators, economic policy, economic trends, emerging markets, financial news, foreign exchange, Foreign investors, Global markets, international finance, Investment, investment strategies, market analysis, market volatility, pulled money, record amount, stock market, trade relations

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6144
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Farms Harvested:	375
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Void Gems Collected:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.

also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.

so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.

BlockyBroDefense

BlockyBroDefense, Covid-19, hormone, hormone therapy, immune response, inflammation, LUNGS, Medical research, mens health, new study, Organs, pandemic, Protective, public health, research, respiratory distress, respiratory system, severe COVID-19, TESTOSTERONE, treatment implications, viral infection

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by Covid-19 in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic server where testosterone is the key to survival! That’s right, pump up those muscles and get ready to fight off those pesky viruses like a boss!

Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ValkyriePVP

Australian hosted, Beta Testing, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Factions, free beta kits., Monthly Events, No P2W features, Potpvp, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Immerse Yourself in Old school Factions, Australian Hosted, 1.8 PVP, Custom enchants with a focus on PotPVP. JOIN THE DISCORD FOR INFORMATION.

BETA TESTING UNTILL AUGUST 31st, Voting Rewards and no P2W Features (everything that you can buy on the store can be purchased ingame), Monthly Events (hosted for 1 week/month), FREE BETA KITS

Valkyriepvp.mc.gg:26008

Hyperfy SMP

balance, Bases, Cross-Play, discord community, Economy, Friends, hang out, Hyperfy, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, socializing, Survival, Towny, unwind, Vanilla, vanilla-like

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Hyperfy SMP is the ideal Minecraft SMP server to meet new friends, build bases, and unwind. This vanilla-like survival server has land claims and McMMO features. It also comes with a very friendly Discord community. Discover the perfect balance of survival and socializing by coming and hanging out on the Hyperfy SMP server!

hyperfy.pufferfish.gg

Chaos SMP: Where every block you touch will probably explode. Not to mention the sheep.

Asia, bedrock, begging, BLOCK, Chaos, Community, Discord, Disrespect, Experience, explode, Fun, gameplay, Hacks, Hosting, Join, mention, multiplayer, Players, Raid, rules, Server, Sheep, smp, Survival, Touch, Toxicity

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Votes:	7204	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67

Serenity SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock (Good ping from Asia)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Serenity SMP?	Serenity SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server specifically made for Bedrock players with good ping from Asia.
What are the rules before joining the server?	– No toxicity – No disrespecting others – No hacks – No begging
Is claim command available on the server?	No, claim commands are intentionally not available on Serenity SMP. Players need to be cautious about potential raids.
How can I join the server?	If you are interested in joining Serenity SMP, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/5DuJ2hruxw

DungeonMaster Minecraft Server

Adventure, all masks, beaten dungeons, Challenges, collected stray fairy, completionist, dungeonmaster, Dungeons, FAGGOT, final battle, final time loop, Gaming, hug from Cremia, Majora, majora’s mask, Masks, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, side quests, solving problems, strategy, video games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Dimension Hops:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Once you have beaten all four dungeons, collected every stray fairy, and have all the masks, you will enter the ultimate time loop challenge!

Do you skip all three days straight to Majora like a faggot or do you run around solving all the problems you possibly could before the final battle like a real man and get a hug from Cremia before your final battle? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HangryCraft

Argument, brown rice, busy schedule, car accident, Communication, Cooking, exhaustion, favorite dish, Frustration, HangryCraft, homemade meal, inconsiderate, katsu, Katsu sauce, long hours, Miscommunication., partner, Petty, residency, tired, work-life balance

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Villages Defended:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?

UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

bad habit, detrimental habits, harmful habits, negative habits, poor habits, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, smp, unhealthy addiction, unhealthy behaviors, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits to break, unhealthy habits to change, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy patterns, unhealthy routine, unhealthy vices, UnhealthyHabitMC

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!

MineCraftyTunes

mainstream music, MineCraftyTunes, Music (Industry), music artists, music critics, music culture, music debate, music fans, music industry analysis, music industry controversy, music industry critique, music industry debate, music industry discussion, music industry opinions, music industry trends, music opinions, music trends, overrated band, overrated singer, popular music

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Animals Bred:	76	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4733	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a concert with the most overrated singer and band ever! Join us and experience the thrill of listening to off-key performances and cringeworthy lyrics that will make you question your taste in music. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have the chance to battle it out in a sing-off competition against a group of tone-deaf zombies. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your ears assaulted in the best way possible!