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Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
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