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| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7830 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 283 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
u know how in other servers u gotta build stuff and survive and all that boring stuff? well, on this server, u gotta fight off zombie llamas riding on giant chickens while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs all breakdance and the villagers serve u enchanted golden apples on silver platters.
oh, and did i mention that the owner of the server is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a monocle and top hat? yeah, he’s the one who gives out quests like “find the lost sheep that’s actually a ninja in disguise” or “defeat the evil sheep king who’s plotting to take over the server with his army of wooly minions.”
so, if u wanna have the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright absurd minecraft experience of ur life, then u gotta join this server. trust me, ur real eyes will realize all the real lies u’ve been told about what a minecraft server should be.
