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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 8238 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1998 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!
So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.