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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5500 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.
So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”