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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8600 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your own Scientology-inspired temple just like Tom Cruise! Who needs boring old castles when you can have a temple dedicated to the Church of Scientology in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Tom Cruise himself logs on to our server to escape the paparazzi and mine some diamonds in peace.
But that’s not all! Our server is so wild and unpredictable that even cancel culture can’t touch us. We’ve got secret mods that protect us from being canceled, so you can build and chat without fear of being called out for anything you say or do. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server out there and see what all the hype is about!
