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Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4423

“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore Minecraft Server

Affair, art classes, art viewings, ArtClassGrandparentsNoMore, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Divorce, Emotional healing, family, forgiveness, Grandparents, half-sister, love, Minecraft, no contact, parents, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Server, Support, Therapy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of family drama and unwanted baby sisters? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone where you can escape from real life chaos! Our server is filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun that will make you forget all about your crazy relatives. Plus, we have a strict no grandparents policy, so you won’t have to worry about them crashing your virtual world. Join now and build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of boundaries. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

PrePub Trimz – No Regrets

childcare, Childhood, Communication, cultural norms, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, Family Support, family tradition, Family Values, freedom, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Guilt, Haircut, homeschooling, parenting, PrePub, puberty, Rebellion, regrets, Son, Trimz

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1455

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate hitting puberty with a grand haircutting ceremony! Join us and experience the thrill of being inspected by two older players to prove you’re a ‘man’ in the game. But be warned, if you try to hide your puberty status, you might face some embarrassing consequences!

Our server is like a virtual commune, where you can work on farms, homeschool your character, and experience the joy of free childcare while you explore the pixelated world. And don’t worry about cutting your character’s hair, because we fully support the tradition of long locks until puberty hits!

But beware, if you dare to break the family tradition and give your character a haircut, you may face the wrath of the virtual family members who will go absolutely ballistic at your decision. Will you choose to go no-contact with your virtual family, or will you continue to uphold the long hair tradition in the game?

Join us on our server for a wild ride of family drama, tradition-breaking, and pixelated puberty celebrations!

Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Farms Harvested:	440	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1920
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2053
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dimension Hops:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!