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New Underwear Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	1327
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Emeralds Found:	6744	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ores Mined:	609
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Star Shards Collected:	104
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Farms Harvested:	151	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Crafty20XX

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Magic Items Found:	2121
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Animals Bred:	84
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mines Excavated:	2067	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Fruit Salad with Beets

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magic Items Found:	2044	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6485
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchantments Applied:	298
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!