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Potty Break PvP

bathroom alone time, bathroom behavior, bathroom culture, bathroom distractions, bathroom entertainment., bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, bathroom multitasking, bathroom phone calls, bathroom phone usage, bathroom privacy, bathroom reading, bathroom routines, bathroom time, Break, long bathroom breaks, phone addiction, phone in toilet, phone use in bathroom, phones in bathroom, potty, PvP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Towns Built:	7	Void Gems Collected:	36
Dragon Eggs Found:	8406	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TOILET FIGHTS! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TOILET FIGHTS! WE GOT PEE PEE VS POO POO BATTLES GOIN’ ON 24/7. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BE FLUSHED DOWN THE DRAIN OF DEFEAT? COME FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE FLYING LLAMAS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS? YEAH, IT’S A REAL HOOT! SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’LL EVER ENCOUNTER! LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE IN THE BATHROOM!

Mystic Realm Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, Awful, body image issues, bulimia, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, gender stereotypes, getting fat, gross, Men, mental health, mental illness, mystic, porn addiction, psychological distress, Quests, Realm, self-destructive behavior, self-mutilation, societal pressures, toxic masculinity, unhealthy coping strategies, unhealthy habits, Women

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Zombie Dances:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Votes:	6299
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of reality where men choose awful coping mechanisms like porn addiction and getting fat. Here, you can unleash your creativity and build a world where the only addiction is to mining diamonds and the only thing getting fat is your virtual pig farm. Say no to gross coping mechanisms and yes to a blocky paradise where the only thing you’ll be mutilating is the landscape to build your epic castle. So come on, join us and leave the grossness of reality behind!

HubbyHaterCraft

Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family, Guilt, homeschooling, HubbyHaterCraft, husband, Marriage, mental health, parenting, quality time, relationships, self-care, stress, Support, Understanding, Wife, work-life balance

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	302	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and feeling guilty for taking time for yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only stress is deciding what block to place next!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about dirty dishes piling up in the sink. No more nagging kids to do their chores or feeling touched out from a long day. Just pure, unadulterated block-placing fun!

Forget about annoying husbands who don’t understand the need for alone time. On our server, you can relax in a virtual bath without anyone bothering you. And if you want to watch a movie by yourself, no one will tell you it’s ridiculous!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, explore, and destress in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

VanceCraft: Breaking Taboos & Building Blocks

blocks, BREAKING, building, CONSERVATIVE, controversial meeting, controversy, extremism, far right leader, far-right party, German politics, germany, JD Vance, leader, Meeting, meeting with far-right party, nationalism, political dialogue, Political discussion, Political Engagement, Politics, right wing, taboo-breaking, Taboos, VanceCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join our minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where JD Vance is breaking taboos left and right! he’s meeting with the leader of Germany’s far-right party, like, what even is happening?! but don’t worry, because on our server, anything is possible!

join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. build your own empire, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even run into JD Vance himself (okay, maybe not, but a player named JD_Vance might be wandering around somewhere).

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you witness such insane events and have the chance to be a part of them? plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make your time here unforgettable.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin! who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with JD Vance and the leader of Germany’s far-right party. anything can happen in our wacky minecraft world!

Quarter of the Void 1.20.5

1.20.5, AMERICANS, college students, CUMSHOTS, Ego, ejaculations, elderly couples, Empty, Men, nation, people, per hour, per minute, per second, professionals, Quarter, sexually active, virginities, Void, work, working hours, younger ones

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	589
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Join our Minecraft server and escape the overwhelming pressure of millions of ejaculations happening every second in America!

Experience a world where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about the weight of simultaneous cumshots crushing your ego.

College students, overworked professionals, and elderly couples can all come together in our server to unleash their creativity and have fun without the burden of societal expectations.

Don’t miss out on the chance to escape the madness of real life and join us in a virtual world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

ExBlocktion Minecraft Server

Argument, Bachelor, bills, Carpenter, Court, electrician, ex, ExBlocktion, father in-law, fixer upper, Girlfriend, Handy, House, Kids, Minecraft, moving out, Pregnant, renovation, rent out, SEPARATE, Separated, Server, splitting, WIBTA

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they own the place? Join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual house without any interference from pesky father-in-laws! No need to worry about splitting bills or dealing with family drama – just focus on crafting and building to your heart’s content.

Plus, our server is equipped with a special “Ex-Father-in-Law Eliminator” tool that allows you to banish any unwanted relatives from your virtual world. Say goodbye to awkward family arguments and hello to a stress-free gaming experience!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding the perfect spot for your diamond castle. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life renovations and family disputes.

CrazyCraft: AITA?!?!

Adult, aita, attachment, birthday present, Boyfriend, cat, crazy, crazycraft, DAUGHTER, dog, family dog, ferret, full-time job, GRIEVING, mean, pet responsibility, RESPONSIBILITY, School, SNAKE, social life

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1899
Farms Harvested:	603	Votes:	3096
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into getting pets for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the never-ending cycle of pet responsibility. No more cleaning up after snakes, feeding ferrets, or walking dogs. Our virtual world is pet-free and responsibility-free! Plus, you won’t have to deal with any sneaky boyfriends buying unwanted pets for your adult children. Say goodbye to pet drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the real-life pet responsibilities behind!

CraftyCraze: The Best Thing!

Advancements, best, CraftyCraze, current affairs, current events, encouraging, Global, Happening, Impactful, inspiring, noteworthy, opinion, Optimistic, Positive Change, positive news, progress, Significant, society, trend, Uplifting, world

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1251	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Well, obviously it’s our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragons that shoot rainbow fireballs. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the craziness happening on our server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CraftyModiMuskMixup

confusion, controversy, CraftyModiMuskMixup, Diplomatic, discussion, Government, headline, Indian PM, international affairs, Meeting, modi, Musk, News, Politics, relationships, speculation, summit, summit meeting, trump, U.S. visit, world leaders

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz like, trump was all like, “wut da heck, why is modi hangin’ out with musk in da u.s.???” and we were all like, “yo, come join our server and maybe u can figure it out, bro!”

we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all our rare items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

so come join us on dis wild ride and maybe u can solve da mystery of modi and musk’s epic hang sesh. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

CraftVerse Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, anti-connection, anti-social, antisocial behavior, apathetic, Craftverse, disconnected, Disconnection, fictional language, Hermit, independent, Introvert, ISOLATION, isolationism, LONER, LoneWolf, misanthropic, Netflix, programming, Realms, reclusive, solitary, solitude

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Towns Built:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	137010

Yo bro, forget about connecting with humans and dive into the ultimate Minecraft server where you can speak the language of the blocks! Join us and learn the language of creepers, zombies, and Endermen – who needs people when you can communicate with pixelated mobs? Plus, our server has a secret language only true gamers can decipher, so if you’re tired of human interaction, come join us for a language experience like no other!