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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1944 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 471 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Our server is like no other, where you can take Sally or Sue on epic quests, battle it out with Coke’s for whores (not men), and wake up to hunger pains for breakfast cocaine (just kidding, we only serve virtual food here).
But beware, mama might come running quick to stop you from getting sick on all that cocaine running around in your brain (again, just kidding, we promote a drug-free environment).
So come join us for a hilarious and unpredictable time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing running around in your brain should be creativity and fun!