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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9001 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, it’s a clucking good time.
oh, and get this, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking squid. i know, it sounds fishy, but it’s totally legit.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s like a dream come true, except you’re not actually dreaming. or are you? who even knows anymore, man. just join and let the madness begin!