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ShampooWarsCraft

communication problem, expensive shampoo, hair care, personal hygiene, roommate agreement, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate compromise, roommate conflict, roommate conflict resolution, roommate confrontation, roommate etiquette, roommate issue, roommate living situation, roommate relationship, roommate respect, roommate tension, roommate understanding, ShampooWarsCraft, sharing expenses

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sharing is caring…unless it’s expensive shampoo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama, betrayal, and hair-raising conflicts over bathroom products.

Imagine a world where your precious shampoo is constantly disappearing, and the culprit is none other than your roommate! Will you confront them in the virtual world, or let the tension simmer until it explodes like a creeper?

Embark on quests to protect your precious loot, whether it’s diamonds or deluxe hair care products. Will you be the hero who stands up for your right to silky smooth locks, or will you be the villain who sneaks into someone else’s inventory for a quick steal?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual roommate drama like never before. Who knew that a bottle of shampoo could cause such chaos in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the shampoo wars begin!

SmellCraft – What’s Your Scent?

appealing, aroma, calming, Comforting, delightful, Enjoyable, Favorite, fond, Fragrance, Fresh, invigorating, long-lasting, memorable, nostalgic, pleasant, Relaxing, scent, smell, SmellCraft, soothing, SWEET, whats

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese? Well, come join our server where the air is filled with the sweet aroma of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right – unicorn farts! Our server is so magical that even the creepers can’t resist dancing to the smell of rainbows and glitter. So come on over and join us for a whiff-tastic adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

BrigadeCraft – Gear up or get creeped out!

Army, BrigadeCraft, Brigades, creeped, Defense, defense budget, defense procurement, Equipment, Gear, Military, military capabilities, military equipment, military modernization, military personnel, military preparedness, military readiness, military strength, military training, national security, Ukraine, Ukrainian Armed Forces, Ukrainian government, zelenskyy

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	New Chunks Explored:	385568
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

so, like, ukraine is all like “we need more military stuff” but they can’t even equip like, half of their brigades? lol what a fail, amirite? but like, on this epic minecraft server, you can totally be the hero ukraine needs! join us and help them equip all their brigades with diamond swords and enchanted armor! show zelenskyy how it’s done, yo! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan epic battles against the evil mobs and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever! #ukraine #minecraft #diamondswordsarelife 😂🤣🤪

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

Argent Dawn, Bee, busybodies, Bzzbzz, CraftyCraft, EU, Femhumies, GLOBO FOMO, guild, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Server, the war within, World of Warcraft, wowg, WoWg community, X-faction

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Potions Brewed:	105	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where Femhumies roam free and rule the land! We have a special edition just for Femhumies where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the world!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret war brewing within the server that will keep you on your toes. Join a faction and fight for glory and honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special invite to the NA WoWg community where you can join the X-faction and dominate the virtual world. Plus, our EU guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, on Argent Dawn is always looking for new members to join their crazy adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bee nice to other busybodies as you embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Bzzbzz!

Grotesquerie Minecraft SMP Countdown

celebration, community event, costume contest, costume party, countdown, Event, Fall, Grotesquerie, Halloween, haunted house, Horror, Minecraft, monster mash, nine days left, October, RSVP, Scary, smp, spooky, Thriller, Trick or Treat, Upcoming Event

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8386	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	47384	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding pigs and lava traps to win a prize of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Communication, employee behavior, FIRED, FiredCraft, front desk, guest requests, guest services, Guilt, Hotel, Housekeeping, job responsibilities, Minecraft, new job, Professionalism, Server, supervisor, tattle tale, team dynamics, teamwork, Termination, workplace dynamics

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where interacting with new players may result in them getting fired… from the game! Just like how Zack and Dana were let go after crossing paths with our new player, you too can experience the thrill of unexpected consequences in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, where asking for extra resources may lead to unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a fellow player over virtual towels!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this game, there are no guarantees – except for a good time filled with laughter and outrageous stories. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy virtual universe!

MommaBan Minecraft Server

alcohol, Alcoholic, baby shower, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, family, family dynamics, Grandchild, helicopter parent, in-laws, Minecraft, MommaBan, mother-in-law, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Rude, Safety, Server, weight, work

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Emeralds Found:	3004	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to escape the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself. Plus, we promise not to judge your body or your baby-watching decisions like some people in real life do.

Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what their mother-in-law thinks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Instant Cure City

Advanced technology, APPOINTMENTS, canceling, city, colds, commitments, convenience, cure, efficiency, EXCUSE, future technology, futuristic, Headaches, health, Healthcare, innovation, INSTANT, instant cure, medical advancements, productivity, progress, Time management, wellness

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Love Letters Sent:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can cure ur colds and headaches with advanced tech!!! no more lame excuses for canceling plans, just hop on da server and feel better instantly!!! we got magical potions and healing spells dat will make u feel like a superhero!!! come join da fun and never worry about being sick again!!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from da zombie apocalypse, cuz u never know when dat sh*t gonna go down!!! so join now and be prepared for anything!!! #curemyheadache #zombiebunkerparty

Under Construction Minecraft Server

come back later, construction, construction site, delayed, In progress, Minecraft, not complete, not finalized, not finished, not ready yet, ongoing project, pending completion, Server, still under construction, Thread, under construction, Under Development, under maintenance, under renovation, under review, Unfinished, work in progress

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (we said no because he’s a total party pooper).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can bust a move with skeletons and zombies who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, not literally…we hope). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends.

Zero Blu-ray Box Minecraft SMP: Aldnoah New Episode

2025, action, Adventure, Aldnoah, Aldnoah.Zero, animation, Anime, Blu-ray Box, BluRay, Bonus Content, Box, collector’s item, EP24.5, episode, exclusive, Fragments of Rain, limited edition, March 26th, Mecha, Minecraft, new episode, Penultimate Truth, Release, Sci Fi, series, smp, special episode

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3397	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual rollercoaster ride! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that can only be accessed by doing the Chicken Dance in real life while playing the game. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off every full moon. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples. If you lose, well, let’s just say you don’t want to lose.

3. We have a hidden dimension called the Potato Realm where everything is made out of potatoes. Want a potato pickaxe? Done. Potato armor? You got it. Potato pets? Absolutely.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your virtual life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled EP24.5: Fragments of Rain -The Penultimate Truth- episode while mining for diamonds. 😉🥔🎉 #PotatoPower