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SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

banner, description, GIF, Girls, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Only, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchantments Applied:	282
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	391

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e946.vanillaboxmc.ru

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, BROKEN, cant post, error message, forum, forum bug, help needed, Minecraft, posting issue, Server, technical issue, Troubleshooting, website problem

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Farms Harvested:	935	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a potion of slowness? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco where even the Ender Dragon likes to get down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken hidden in our world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least weirder than a block of cheese in a desert temple!

Looks Like “Uptober” Is Going To Be Minecraft SMP

2021, 40k EOY, comedy, Down-tober, end of year, Entertainment, forecast, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, October, prediction, satire, smp, social media, trending, uptober, viral

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7847
Mines Excavated:	3347	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old “Uptober” on other servers? Well, get ready for “Downtober” on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with 40,000 diamonds at the end of the year! That’s right, we’re giving away 40k diamonds to the player of the year! And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So come join us for a wild ride on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

ManCaveCraft

adulting, childish behavior, Development, emotional intelligence, growing up, immaturity, man child, ManCaveCraft, Maturity, personal growth, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-discipline, self-realization

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Towns Built:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Farms Harvested:	474
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of adulting and just want to embrace your inner man-child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Cheeseburger Mountain, where the cheese flows like lava and the burgers grow on trees. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner man-child run wild! Who needs adult responsibilities when you can have this much fun in Minecraft?

PutinCalls2022 Minecraft Server

2022, chancellor, Communication, dialogue, Diplomacy, diplomatic protocol, diplomatic relations, first contact, foreign affairs, germany, international relations, Minecraft, official conversation, phone call, political leaders, president, putin, PutinCalls2022, russia, Scholz, Server, summit, world leaders

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well, come join our server where u can call putin whenever u want! yep, that’s right, putin is a regular player on our server and he loves chatting with all the players. he even gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a build battle. but be careful, he’s a pro at redstone so u better bring ur A game. join now and experience the thrill of talking to putin while building ur dream minecraft world. it’s gonna be epic!

MissileMayhemCraft

Attack, ballistic missile, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, IMMINENT, intelligence, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, MissileMayhemCraft, national security, Preparation, Tension, threat, Warning, wh, White House

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Animals Bred:	56
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Farms Harvested:	725	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE THE BOMB DIGGITY, LITERALLY! WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS LIKE MISSILES! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA DODGE BALLISTIC MISSILES WHILE BUILDING YOUR DREAM MINECRAFT CASTLE! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT NOTCH HIMSELF PLAYS HERE IN SECRET, SO YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE CREATOR OF MINECRAFT WHILE DIGGING FOR DIAMONDS! COME JOIN THE CRAZINESS NOW!

Crafty Queer Haven

advocacy, Ban, Conversion Therapy, Crafty, depression, Gender Identity, harmful effects, harmful ideologies, harmful practices, Haven, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, mental health, mental health consequences, Mental Health Treatment, policies, ptsd, queer, research, sexual orientation, suicidality, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so, like, u kno how sum servers out there r all serious n stuff? well, not dis one! dis server is like, the craziest, most fun place to be in all of minecraft land! why shud u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u sum insane reasons:

1. we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes u on a wild ride through lava pits and creeper explosions! it’s like, the most intense rollercoaster u will ever ride in ur life!

2. our pvp arena is like, no other! we have a giant arena where u can battle it out with other players using only snowballs and chickens! trust me, it’s hilarious!

3. we have a hidden treasure hunt that leads u to a chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! but beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant zombie chicken that shoots fireballs from its eyes!

4. our staff are like, the funniest and craziest people u will ever meet! they are always pulling pranks and jokes on each other, and u never know what they will do next!

so, like, if u want to have the time of ur life in minecraft, then u gotta join dis server! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Crafty Laughs Minecraft Server

Anime, comedy, Crafty, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, humor, Humour, internet culture, jokes, laughs, Laughter, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, VT, vt humor, vt memes, Vtuber, vtuber humor, vtuber jokes, vtuber memes

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4603
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing pigs and singing chickens. But beware, the evil sheep overlord is always plotting to take over the server with his army of ninja cows!

If you dare to venture into our underground maze, you’ll encounter the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. And don’t forget to visit our floating castle in the sky where you can ride on flying pigs and battle against fire-breathing wolves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Happy birthday 4chan Minecraft SMP

2008, 4chan, 4chan birthday, 4chan history, ANONYMOUS, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday wishes, digital community, forum, Happy, Happy Birthday, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, internet memes, internet subculture, long-standing website, Meme culture, Minecraft, online birthday party, Online Community, online forum, smp

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	4961
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	503	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Hey there gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky where the only way to travel is by riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a special birthday celebration every year for our beloved founder, 4chan. Rumor has it that he’s been playing Minecraft since 2008 and has built a massive cake castle in his honor. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Herobrine doing the cha-cha slide at the party.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of wackiness and wonder like never before!

GFundMeCraft

bills, Boundaries, Cheap, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, financial agreements, financial problems, financial responsibility, GFundMeCraft, Girlfriend, Gratitude, household expenses, joint account, Liar, living together, Money Matters, relationship issues, Rent, splitting bills, standing up for myself

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair and equal payment for rent and bills! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and financial disputes just like the one described above.

Looking for a server where you can argue over 0.85 cents and screenshot breakdowns of expenses to use as leverage in future arguments? Look no further, this is the place for you!

Join now and experience the thrill of defending yourself against accusations of being cheap and a liar, all while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Who knew splitting bills could be so exhilarating?

So come on, join our server and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy world of rent payments and relationship drama!