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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 5033 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 499 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 6 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our players are so dedicated, they will call every cop within a 1000-mile radius just to complain about virtual bears getting shot. And don’t even get us started on the press and the online shitposts – it’s a real circus out here!
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community so passionate about protecting virtual wildlife that they will go to extreme lengths to get their neighbors arrested for defending their homes? Plus, who wouldn’t want to cuddle with a bear that just broke into your house?
Come join the fun and chaos on our Minecraft server – where the drama is as wild as the mobs themselves!