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| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 8780 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 118 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally cray cray, dude.
if you join, you’ll, like, get super powers and be able to, like, shoot fireballs from your butt. and, like, every time you mine a block, a leprechaun pops out and gives you a pot of gold.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, man. it’s, like, lit AF down there. you can dance with creepers and zombies and, like, show off your sick moves.
so, like, come join us on this server, man. it’s gonna be, like, the best decision you ever made. trust me, bro.
