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NATOcraft: Biden’s Blame Game

Bidens, Blame, Game, NATOcraft, Trump Biden Russia Ukraine NATO War Provoking Aspirations International relations Conflict Politics Geopolitics United States Foreign policy Diplomacy Military Aggression Alliance Security Crisis

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Votes:	1726
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5

so, like, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got unicorns and dragons and stuff, it’s cray cray!

plus, like, trump totally plays on our server and he blames biden for, like, starting a war with russia cuz of some nato stuff with ukraine. like, who knew minecraft could cause so much drama, amirite?

so, like, come join us and be part of the epic battle between trump and biden in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Pickpocketing Marsupials Server

Animal Behavior, animal facts, animal pouches, animal theft, Australian fauna, australian wildlife, interesting animals, Kangaroos, Koalas, marsupial species, marsupials, pickpocketed, Pickpocketing, possums, pouch, Server, thievery, unique animals, unique behavior, wallabies, wildlife, wildlife trivia

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	3074	Astral Projections Made:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. like, did you know that on this server, marsupials are the only animals that can be pickpocketed? like, imagine sneaking up on a kangaroo and stealing its wallet, bro.

but that’s not even the best part. on this server, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. creepers doing the electric slide, skeletons breakdancing, it’s wild, man.

and don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts. rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly llamas. but watch out, because they’re trained in martial arts and will karate chop anyone who tries to steal their bling.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s totally bonkers and full of surprises, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pickpocketing marsupials, they’re sneaky little buggers.

Blocky Commute: Beyond Downtown Hub

blocky, city planning, Commute, commuting patterns, daily movements, digital nomads, downtown, downtown hubs, economic geography, economic impact, employment trends, Hub, neighborhood-bound, remote jobs, remote work, research, spatial analysis, Technology, telecommuting, Transportation, urban development, urban economies, work from home, Workforce

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

so, like, u know how u think ur just chillin in ur lil neighborhood, doin ur thing? well guess what, turns out ur daily movements are like, way more wild than u thought. like, u could be affectin urban economies without even knowin it. crazy, right?

join our minecraft server and be part of this INSANE discovery. u could be the reason a whole downtown hub thrives or dies. u never know, man. it’s like, a whole new level of responsibility.

plus, we have the most lit builds and the craziest events. like, one time we had a giant chicken parade that took over the whole server. it was cluckin wild, dude. u don’t wanna miss out on this kind of madness.

so come on, join us and be part of the urban economy revolution. who knew minecraft could be so impactful, right? let’s shake things up together, one block at a time.

Prime Survival

Community, Discord, Economy, Events, evolving world, Friendly, Lag-free, Loyal, multiplayer, multiplayer server, North America, Optimized, Positive, Prime, problem solving, Seasons, Server, Shops, smp, Staff Team, Survival

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Ores Mined:	3159

Prime Survival Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.primesurvival.net
About	Server has been operating since 2018. Prime aims to capture the best aspects of favorite servers and constantly improve its features.
Community	Player base mainly from North America but all are welcome. Active Discord server for announcements and community interaction.

FAQ

Q: How long has Prime Survival been operating?

A: Prime Survival has been operating since 2018.

Q: What is the goal of Prime Survival?

A: The goal of Prime Survival is to capture the best aspects of favorite servers, improve on their shortcomings, and provide a lag-free experience for players.

Q: Where does the majority of the player base come from?

A: The majority of the player base comes from North America, but players from all regions are welcome to join.

Q: Is there an active community Discord server?

A: Yes, Prime Survival has an active Discord server for announcements, discussion, and community interaction. Players are encouraged to join to stay connected.

Q: What can players expect from the ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival?

A: The ALL NEW 1.21x map in Prime Survival offers an enhanced survival experience for players. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on community activities.

ZenCraft Skylands 1.21.1

1.21.1, addiction, anxiety, b.., benzodiazepine abuse, benzodiazepines, coping mechanisms, medication, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, mood problems, panic attacks, pharmaceuticals, prescription drugs, Psychiatry, Psychology, side effects, Skylands, Therapy, Treatment, Xanax, zencraft

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Zombie Dances:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Yo, bros, forget about Xanax, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why deal with panic attacks when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures in our world? Plus, who needs mood problems when you can be chilling with your virtual buddies and having a blast? Anxiety? Pshhh, just join our server and let all your worries melt away as you explore, create, and have a freaking awesome time. Trust me, this server is the ultimate cure for all your real-life problems. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft magic heal your soul!

Pixel Punk Paradise

BTFO, cm punk, cmpg, commodity, Embed, general, Goat, Hottest, instagram, Links, Paradise, PIXEL, Platform, punk, Punker, Raw, related, Seething, social media, twitter, Widgets, wrestling

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got all the RAWThe Punker’s links for you to check out, like his Instagram and Twitter. SEETHING SEFF BTFO BY THE GOAT, you know what I’m saying? Join us for some epic gaming adventures and let’s have a blast together! Don’t miss out, come join the madness now!

BoundaryCraft Server

apartment, Boundaries, Boundary, BoundaryCraft, comfort, Communication, control, Disrespect, Expectations, Favor, Friend, Frustration, houseguest, manipulative, Military, privacy, relationships, Rent, Respect, roommate, Safety, Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	75	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36

Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful roommates who bring random strangers into your home without any consideration for your safety or privacy? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual home without the worry of unwanted guests barging in!

On our server, you can create your own rules and enforce them however you see fit. Want to ban all players who don’t ask permission before entering your virtual abode? Go for it! Want to charge rent in diamonds and emeralds? Totally doable!

Join us now and experience a world where you are the master of your domain, where no one can disrespect you or your virtual spouse. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the drama of real-life roommates. Plus, we have a strict “no random strangers in your virtual home” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that your virtual wife is safe while she’s out slaying zombies or mining for resources.

Don’t let real-life roommate drama ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and start building your dream virtual home, free from unwanted guests and drama!

MexiCraftSisNoHelp

Argument, Certification, Cleansing, Decision making, Diploma, education, enema, family, financial responsibility, God’s mission, INDEPENDENCE, knowledge, mexico, MexiCraftSisNoHelp, MONEY, normal life, Phone, Religion, School, sibling, Support

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Falling into the Void:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where you don’t have to worry about your sister running off to questionable schools in Mexico.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family and make sure they never abandon you for some weird cult-like school. Plus, you won’t have to worry about paying for their phone bills or meals – they can fend for themselves in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual family experience, where the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to decide what color to paint your virtual house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family issues.

LovestruckLlama Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, knowing, Life Partner, long term, love, LovestruckLlama, Minecraft, Passion, realization, relationships, romance, sentimental, smp, soulmate, special bond

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, with unicorns flying around and diamond armor growing on trees. Like, I knew I loved this server when I rode a pig off a cliff and survived because I had a feather falling enchantment on my boots. It was like, true love at first sight, you know?

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance when the sun goes down. I swear, I saw a creeper breakdancing with a skeleton, it was wild. That’s when I knew this server was the one for me.

Oh, and did I mention the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of baked potatoes? It’s insane, bro. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride around on a dragon breathing fire on all the noobs.

So yeah, if you wanna experience true love and ridiculous adventures, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, and you’ll never want to leave. Trust me, bro, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make.

Elon’s Crafty Politics

activism, billionaire, brexit, Business, Crafty, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, future trends, global affairs, Government, influence, innovation, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla, UK politics

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9579	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Have you heard the rumors? Elon Musk is actually joining UK politics because he wants to build a Minecraft server that is out of this world! Literally, he plans to create a server set on Mars where players can mine for space diamonds and battle alien mobs. And guess what? He’s looking for players to join him on this intergalactic adventure! So if you want to be a part of history and help Elon Musk conquer the red planet in the name of Minecraft, then join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride in a Tesla spaceship to get there. 😉🚀 #MinecraftOnMars #ElonForPresident