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UnisCube

Development, Earth, Faction, Factions, firearms, Minecraft, PvP, Server, UnisCube, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Server under development. PVP-Factions server, everything happening on earth, you will have access to firearms to wage war! May the best faction rule the world!

Uniscube.feathermc.gg

”PixelCraftMC – Phasing Fun”

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fun, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phasing, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, PixelCraftMC, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	2969
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you team up with characters like Lia, the master of building, or Dizzy Dokuro, the queen of redstone contraptions? We’ve got more personality than a creeper explosion, and more fun than a pig race in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block in our spawn area, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the madness begin! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky griefers, they’re like skeletons in the closet – always causing trouble! See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

RossyRuler Minecraft SMP

funny, funny Rossy, hilarious, hilarious Rossy, LAUGHING, laughing Rossy, Minecraft, Rossy, Rossy funny, Rossy hilarious, Rossy laughing, Rossy LMAO, Rossy victory, Rossy victory LMAO, Rossy winner, Rossy won, Rossy won LMAO, RossyRuler, smp, Victory, winner, winner Rossy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic battles, and hilarious moments that will have you saying “I think Rossy won. LMAO” in no time!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And did we mention the giant chicken boss that drops stacks of cooked chicken when defeated? Yeah, we’re not kidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a taste for bacon. Will you challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself? Or will you team up with your fellow players to take down this porky tyrant once and for all?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame Rossy. LMAO!

ReadyOrNotConfront

Birthday, birthday weekend, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, exhaustion, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, organization, parenting, Partnership, patience, ReadyOrNotConfront, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, self-care, shared custody, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	300	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	New Chunks Explored:	148887

Are you tired of managing slow, helpless human beings in your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everyone is on time, organized, and ready to go! No more waiting on your partner to get their act together, on our server, everyone is 100% ready to go at all times.

Imagine a world where the Ohio State Fair is just a teleport away, with no delays or distractions. Leave behind the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a virtual world where everything runs smoothly and according to plan.

Don’t be the only one making plans and managing schedules, let our server take the wheel and give you the relaxation and peace you deserve. Join now and leave your slow, undressed partner behind – it’s your birthday, after all!

Apocraft: The Last Million

1 million, Alternate Reality, Apocraft, catastrophic event, dystopian future, environmental recovery, global impact, human civilization, human extinction, hypothetical scenario, long-term consequences, mass depopulation, MILLION, population control, post-apocalyptic, rebuilding society, reduced, resource scarcity, societal collapse, Survival, Survival of the Fittest, world population

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Votes:	8159	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	176	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the world population has magically been reduced to just 1 million players! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Limited resources: With only 1 million players left, resources are scarce and you’ll have to fight tooth and nail to survive. But hey, who doesn’t love a good challenge?

2. Zombie apocalypse: Rumor has it that the sudden population reduction was caused by a zombie outbreak. Join our server to fight off hordes of zombies and save humanity!

3. Alien invasion: Some players believe that aliens were behind the population reduction. Join us to uncover the truth and maybe even make friends with some extraterrestrial beings.

4. Epic quests: Our server is full of epic quests and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From slaying dragons to rescuing princesses, there’s never a dull moment here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and be a part of this crazy, post-apocalyptic world where anything is possible!

PizzaCraft: Salami Shuffle

Cheese, confirmation, craving, DELICIOUS, Delivery, Dining, Double-Pepperoni pizza, even number, Food, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, Ordering, Pepperoni, pizza, Pizzacraft, Restaurant, Salami, salami slices, satisfaction, Shuffle, takeout, toppings

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mines Excavated:	1069	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the pizza always has an odd number of pepperonis because why not?! we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs, you won’t find that anywhere else! our staff are trained in the ancient art of potato farming and will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond carrot. plus, every time you log in, a random player gets turned into a block of cheese for no reason at all. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ArmyCraft

Adventure, Auctions, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Jobs, Minecraft, Minigames, Missions, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Redstone, Shop, Survival, Warps, warzone

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Votes:	4534
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Armycraft Network

Armycraft is a Minecraft server that offers a complete and exciting gaming experience in survival mode. Here, players can enjoy various features designed to enhance their adventure:

Jobs: Earn money and resources by doing different jobs within the game. Shop: Buy and sell items in the server shop. Auctions: Participate in auctions to obtain valuable items. Missions: Complete missions to earn special rewards. PvP Zone: Take on other players in the PvP zone. Warps: Use warps to quickly travel to different areas of the server. Ranks: Earn special ranks with additional benefits.

Join Armycraft Network and experience a unique adventure in the world of Minecraft.

armycraft.holy.gg:26413

Pixel Paladins

Factions, Minecraft, Pixel Paladins, Server, test

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Votes:	4482	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	352
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

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pixelpaladins.apexmc.co

BattlerCraft Minecraft Server

Battler skin, Battler Ushiromiya, BattlerCraft, Character, Deserves, f.., fan favorite, Finally Battler, Game, Gaming, Horror, long awaited, Minecraft, Mystery, Protagonist, Sequel, Server, Silent Hill, skin, Thriller, video game

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old skins and storylines? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for the sequel Battler has been waiting for, where he finally gets the recognition he deserves. And guess what? We even have a Silent Hill crossover where you can play as Battler in a creepy, foggy world filled with zombies and monsters. Who knew Battler had a hidden talent for surviving horror games? Join now for a gaming experience like no other!

ForeignMercsAtOlympics-MinecraftSMP

athletes, Competition, Countries, Diversity, Event, Flag, foreign mercenaries, ForeignMercsAtOlympicsMinecraftSMP, games, hired, International, Nationalities, olympics, Participation, Performance, pride, PROFESSIONAL, Representing, sports, talent, TEAM

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with foreign mercenaries competing for the ultimate prize of diamond blocks! That’s right, we’ve got an international roster of players bringing their unique skills and strategies to the game.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players from all corners of the world, each with their own crazy stories and tactics. Who knows, you might even find yourself forming alliances with a team of mercenaries from a far-off land, all in the name of winning that sweet, sweet loot.

So why wait? Join our wild and wacky SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky mercenaries, they’ll do anything to claim victory!