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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 1793 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, diamond armor for days and, like, a secret underground lair where we keep all our enchanted weapons.
like, one time, this dude tried to grief our base and we straight up summoned a dragon to take him out. it was epic, bro.
also, we have this crazy mini game where you have to ride pigs through a lava obstacle course. it’s, like, super intense and, like, totally worth it if you win.
plus, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can, like, shoot fireballs out of his hands and turn creepers into kittens. it’s, like, insane, man.
so, like, if you want to join a server that’s, like, totally wild and full of surprises, then, like, you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
