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GrossCraft: Vomit Symphony

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Animals Bred:	137

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft like cows mooing and chickens clucking? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only sounds you’ll hear are farting creepers, burping zombies, and singing skeletons! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a truly unforgettable auditory experience – if you dare!

BlockyBrits: No Go Zone

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Zombie Dances:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

hey u, yes u, r u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, do i have a treat for u! come join our server where the tables are turned and now the UK is on the ‘do not travel’ list! why, u ask? well, because our server is so lit, so crazy, so wild that even the UK can’t handle it! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers throwing parties in your base! join us for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock, or maybe even a pet zombie that will do your bidding! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see why everyone is talking about our server!

SpongepocalypseNZ

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Towns Built:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more sponge than the entire ocean of New Zealand! We got over 50 million sponges for you to build with, but watch out for the evil sea creatures trying to bleach them all! It’s a battle for survival, with over 1000 kilometers of coastline to explore and conquer. Will you be the hero who saves the sponges or the villain who destroys them all? Join now and be part of the most devastating sponge war in Minecraft history!

CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9463
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	111
Crops Grown:	6456	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Votes:	7074	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

ExBlockMateNoTake

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Void Gems Collected:	37

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!