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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 2414 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5433 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Join us as we embark on hilarious quests to rid our world of all things wireless. From blowing up WiFi routers to smashing smartphones, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have with evil Bluetooth devices – those things are sneaky little buggers!
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns and wires rule supreme, then look no further. Come join us and help us in our quest to bring an end to all wireless tech – one explosion at a time!