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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 9748 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
Potions Brewed: | 163 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 1 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 226 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 20 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!