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RevolutionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE GUNMEN IN IRAN WANNA JOIN! COME ON OVER AND SURVIVE WITH US, WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND ALL THAT GOOD STUFF. PLUS, OUR LOCAL CHIEF OF THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARD IS A PRO AT PVP, SO YOU KNOW IT’S GONNA BE WILD. JOIN US NOW FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

CraftyClaudia’sPresidency

breaking barriers, Claudia Sheinbaum, CraftyClaudiasPresidency, female empowerment, female president, feminist leadership, gender equality, Government, historic moment, INAUGURATION, Latin America, leadership, Mexican politics, mexico, political milestone, Politics, president, progressive change, swearing in ceremony, women in power, women leaders

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Endless Night Skies:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5520	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft server cuz Claudia Sheinbaum jus got sworn in as Mexico’s first female president yo! She be buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers like a boss. Join now to help her rule da world and slay dem zombies together! Plus, rumor has it dat she got secret diamond mines hidden all over da server. Don’t miss out on da fun, come join us and be part of dis historic moment!

Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchantments Applied:	208	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mines Excavated:	1153	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Enchantments Applied:	248
Ores Mined:	2054	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Void Armor Forged:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

BabyBlockerVacay

aita, BabyBlockerVacay, birthday surprise, Communication Issues, due date, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., Family Support, first baby, hospital visits, husband’s reaction, London trip, meeting the baby, non-refundable flights, personal boundaries, sibling relationships, SIL, travel plans, traveling during due date, trip planning

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Towns Built:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ores Mined:	8403	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Void Gems Collected:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	3782

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

Conflict, consequences, CraftyConsequences, Defense, defense forces, diplomatic crisis, foreign policy, idf, international relations, iran, Iranian attack, Israel, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.