Players: |
100/200 |
Uptime: |
97% |
Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: |
1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: |
8 |
Pirate Ships Captured: |
1 |
Gods Slained: |
1 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: |
1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: |
1 |
Villages Defended: |
9 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: |
4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: |
0 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: |
1 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: |
12 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: |
3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: |
1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: |
30 |
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so, like, u know how some
servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.
and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.
oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.
so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.