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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 6912 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4285 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
LOLZ come join dis MINECRAFT server where we build giant toilets and pee everywhere like it’s nobody’s business! We got more pelvic floor conditions than you can shake a stick at, like urinary incontinence, overactive bladder, UTIs, and pelvic organ prolapse!
We even got TikTok videos spreading misinformation about it all, cuz who needs facts when you can have more engagement, amirite? So come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, we pee with pride and prolapse with pizzazz!
